my keyboard's furball
Friday, May 16, 2003



what the heck?

it never ceases to amaze me where shedded cat hair, from my two condo cats, eventually winds-up. After returning home from working Mother's Day Sunday, I made a drink and logged-on. Noticing that my spacebar was occasionally sticking, I grabbed a sharp paring knife and dug down into the grooves betwixt and between keyboard keys. Io my everlasting astonishment and amazement, I pulled-up a "layered chunk" of cat hair. I slid the knife around another key; viola! more hair. This went on for 15-20mins, and the ashtray was half-filled with cat hair. Yeeeewwwwww! My keyboard was renewed; I could feel the difference. Hells bells, I got more hair out of that keyboard than I have left on my head. I could have stuffed a small pillow.

Around The Garden Center.
Being the beneficiary of all those Spring thunderstorms' (aka tornadoes) rain in the Midwest and Southeast for the past two weeks, has done wonders for the plant material in everyone's landscapes. The new growth is both prolific and prevalent.
On The Atkins Diet, I've gone from 249lbs to 215lbs in five weeks. Wow! It's all come off my hips and ass, and the Kimber 1911 ACP .45cal I carry on my right hip is dragging that side of my pants down. I'm thinking suspenders are in my near future, until I get from a 36" to a 34" waist, once again.
It's the middle of May, cold and in the lower 40s, cloudy and rainy (no complaints about the precip...) and we're way behind on both landscaping and landscape maintenance jobs. We've still got 2 jobs leftover from '02, and with all the rain delays, 2 of 4 dumptrucks down one from an accident, the other from a bad fuel pump and we're getting further and further behind on the schedule. For every rainy day, we lose 1-2 days on the job, due to mud and muck, allowing for site dry-out time. Soon, we'll "hit our stride", the weather'll clear-up and things will take care of themselves. I hope.
Did you see this gem?

The Massacre of September 11th.
Never, never, never, never forget what subhuman Mooooos-lim garbage and Islamic pigshit (my apologies to pigs) terrorist filth did to the US on 9-11-01. To put the destruction into proper scale, this GroundZero photo essay helps. As do these remarkable photos, even more drive home the point that it was a massacre of innocents. And if you'd like to ratchet your anger and hatred up, as mine has been since that awful day last September, read this account of the dozens of people jumping from 100+ stories from the WTC Towers. As this reporter says, "embrace the rage". And The Washington Times weighs-in with their commemorative edition of 9-11 horror.
Here's the live thread, on www.freerepublic.com, and the ongoing posts that I caught on that terrible morning, as it happened.
Here's a 9-11 News Site, which covers it, superbly. As if we needed reminding.
Here are the 2998 Victims of The Massacre of September 11th, 2001.
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which whacked six and injured 1,000; President Rapist-Liar-in-Chief Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which whacked five U.S. military personnel; Rapist-Liar-in-Chief Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which whacked 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Rapist-Liar-in-Chief Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which whacked 224 and injured 5,000; Rapist-Liar-in-Chief Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which whacked 17 and injured 39 US sailors; Rapist-Liar-in-Chief Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. Maybe if Rapist-Liar-in-Chief Clinton had kept his promise, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington, DC, that are now dead, would be alive today. The Criminal Clinton lowlifes Klintoon Kriminals; ahhhhh, what a pair!
Need to keep up your anger, hate and rage quotient, for The Massacre of 9-11? Go to Toby Keith's site, or Darryl Worley's site.
The truth about 9-11? Maybe and maybe not. If you get through it before I do, send me a note and synopsis.
I don't want justice; I want revenge!

Islam The Religion of Peace™
The new book, "The Sword of The Prophet", details what an evil, dark and filthy religion cult Islam really is. The preface and foreword are online, and worth a read.
Sodomy Insane? He's quite dead, as are his two deviant, genetic-garbage sons. Pure BS.
This is "the stench from the bench that is making me clench"!
Bin Laden's evil Islam, moron Mooooooos-lim goons take aim at world famous filmfest? Nah; that'd whack all their Hollyweird supporters.
There will never be peace in the MidEast. Never. Never. Never. Never. Read the Quran; evidence aplenty.
Terrorism is alien to Islam? Yeah, sure thing. Refer to the preceeding sentence.
Why is this piece of subhuman Arab, murderous Mooooooos-lim, lowlife terrorist shit still alive?
Once again, I'm a fan of hers.
Lotsa bad things going on in the ME, specifically Iraq.
Palestinians? There are no Palestinians; they're Syrian and Jordanian reject filth. Go, Israel, go! Do what you need to do to survive.
Yeah, sure. The pigshit-sucking, subhuman religion cult of Islam really respects women. Where are the US NOW-NAGS-Femi-Nazis? Indeed.
The end of France, as we knew it, is coming closer and closer.
What really happened to Flight 93, on 9-11?
Track down and whack all the bin Laden, pork-sucking, Islamic shitfilth, Moooooos-lim garbage, murderous terrorists. whack all Mooooooos-lims, wherever they are; they're all terrorists, fundamentally. I make no distinction.
And let this Fisk-homo of Islam die a very, very painful death of rectal cancer. He's a Mooooooos-lim ass-boy.

GOPers.
US Sen Arlen Specter Sphincter, (RINO-PA) needs to be turned-out of office in '04. I'm doing whatever I can to get the former-democRAT-liberal-RINO-Moderate-GOPer out of office. Whatever it takes to get US Rep Patrick Toomey (R-PA), into office. I'm pledging and paying my money and time.
President Bush didn't squander the world's sympathy; he spent it.
At a time of intense debate over the relationship between gays sodomizing homos and Republicans, 200 members of the Log Cabin Republicans, a gay fudge-packer group, met with senior White House officials. Eeeeeeeeuuuwwwww!
I hate an unhappy ending. Time to restore The Constitution and Bill Of Rights.
This refutation of publicly-accepted Green Theorum, is priceless and prescient. Badda-bing, badda-boom!
Unlike the cowardly, treasonous, impeached and lying BJ Klintoon's empty promises of "justice", President GW Bush's promise that the stinking Islamic terrorist cowards would "learn the meaning of American justice", rings true and clear. Prepare to die, Mooooooos-lim filth. The CIA and Special Ops are going to track you down and whack you pigshit-sucking subhumans.
I've got to say that I'm a huge fan of US Rep (R-TX) Tom DeLay's efforts to whack the unconstitutional '94 AWB Bill. Bravo, Tom! Let the damned bill "sunset" with your help. Bravo! Screw the NAGs, NOW-filth etc.

Liberal-democRAT Scumbag Filth.
Left-wing, liberap-racist, democRAT-bigot, loudmouth niggress bitch, Kalifornia Congresswoman Maxine Waters (Racist-KA) angrily defended former Ku Klux Klansman Sen Robert "Sheets" Byrd this week, saying that the one-time member of the cross burning, night-riding anti-black terror and murderous group, was no more racist than her House colleague, Republican moderate Peter King (R-NY). Isn't that niggress moron amazing? The best part of her ran down her mammy's legs.
Dennis Miller makes left-wing, liberal-racist, democRAT-bigot, mincemeat of the rump-raider homo, Norman Mailer. First-degree murder. That dog won't hunt.
Time to die, Dave. Make your peace with the satanic creature you adore; you'll be dead in 13 months. For what you did, you truly deserve execution. Rot in hell.
The Nature Conservancy is a fraud and a scam. When is the IRS and DOJ going to wake-up?
Another lowpoint in journalism for the TheNYSlimes.com. Speaking of "lowpoints", Patricia Ireland, NOW-NAG, Femi-Nazi) is overly-qualified as a subhuman.
US Sen Bob Graham (Lib-Dem-Moron-FL), told a national television audience Sunday that the Bush administration is hiding intelligence information from the American people to "cover up" failures both before and after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Graham, former chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, helped author a House-Senate intelligence report concerning terrorist activity and the role of the nation's intelligence community. Speaking on CBS's Face the Nation from a studio in Des Moines, Iowa, site of the nation's first presidential caucus next year, the Florida Democrat said the report completed in December remains classified because the Bush administration is afraid to release it.
These lowlife, subhuman lib-democRATs in Texas, are cowardly, deviant(s) garbage. Not fit to be garbage or trash. Perfectly fit to be a mutant in France/Frog-Land.
Have you read about the fugitive Texas democRATs, hiding out in Oklahoma? What a hoot! Hey, the police got one of the cowardly lowlife democRATs.
Yes, another shit-for-brains lib-democRAT blames President Bush for this week's terrorist attacks. Typical moron from talk show host Bernie Ward (KGO/San Francisco), a morbidly-obese, fudge-packing rump-raider from SF.
The racist, hate-America piece of shit, Danny Glover, leaving as MCI spokes-bigot? Good riddance, liberal scumbag. Crawl back under your slimy rock, lowlife.

Lowlifes, Scumbags & Garbage.
Why are we importing 12,000 Somali filth into Minnesota? Last year, it was thousands into Maine. keep the world's subhumans out of America! What's wrong with importing the dregs of a country with no swhacks, unable to speak English, refuse to work any jobs? This is insanity.
Oooooooo, Mexico is mad at the US? A Congressional amendment that caused little stir in the United States has created an uproar in Mexico, where newspapers on Saturday accused American lawmakers of arrogance and even blackmail. The measure narrowly approved Thursday by the House International Relations Committee says that any accord on immigration issues with Mexico should include an agreement to open Mexico's state oil company Pemex to U.S. investment. Cry me an effing river, Pablo taco boys. Keep your illegal immigrant filth out of here.
Amazing, that the lib-democRAT filth can legalize murder of the unborn aka abortion and try, convict and sentence doctor-murderers to life in prison. All liberal-democRATs/ NOW-hags/ femi-nazis are guilty of murder. Time to execute them.
The families of 14 illegal entrants aliens who died crossing the desert east of Yuma in May 2001, have filed a $42 million lawsuit against the US Department of the Interior. Huh? Illegal illegal alien, illegal alien filth invading the US are suing for their stupidity-related, illegal border-crossing deaths? Won't go anywhere. Rot in hell, illegal aliens.
Eminem Enema may poke fun at himself in videos, but he doesn't want "Weird Al" Yankovic doing it. Eminem Enema won't give Yankovic permission to shoot a video for his new song, "Couch Potato," a parody of Eminem's Enema's Oscar-winning tune "Lose Yourself," Yankovic said. Who cares about that white trash, shit filth?
Gaaaawd, I hate frauds and fakes.
Good riddance, lowlife scumbag, Joans. Rot in hell.
London Mayor and liberal ass-boy homo, Ken Livingstone, has come under fire for comments about George W. Bush, in which he described the U.S. president as "corrupt". The controversial left-wing wacko leader made is attack on Thursday. He told a forum of 200 schoolchildren: "I think George Bush is the most corrupt president since Harding in the twenties. He is not the legitimate president".
A father and daughter accused of claiming federal tax refunds for more than $1 million as reparations for slavery pleaded innocent to fraud charges Friday. US District Judge Richard Williams scheduled a July 18 trial for Robert Lee Foster, 51, of Richmond, and Crystal Demetria Foster, 25, of Quinton. Both defendants asked for a jury trial. Prosecutors claim Robert Foster, a professional tax return preparer, helped people claim fraudulent refunds of between $8,000 and $500,000, the amount of his own claim. Crystal Foster received a refund of $507,490 in October 2001. Ummmm, more idiots scumbags behaving badly.
With the stroke of a pen, left-wing wacko lib-democRAT lowlife Gov Gary Locke (MORON-WA) on Wednesday made it much cheaper for illegal immigrants to go to college in Washington state. Until now, such students have had to pay non-resident tuition to attend state colleges and community colleges. When the new law takes effect in July, illegal immigrants can pay the much-cheaper resident tuition rate, provided that they graduated from a Washington high school and have lived in the state for at least three years. Huh? Illegal immigrants getting a tuition break? DEPORT THE SUBHUMANS! GET THEM THE F*CK OUTTA HERE!
Yes, get rid of homo filth from society. Bravo, Mr Blair. Bravo.
Wielding machetes and rocket-launchers, hordes of tribal warriors and drug-crazed children marauded through the Congolese town of Bunia yesterday, unleashing an orgy of Killing and forcing tens of thousands of terrified refugees across the Ugandan border. Important words in this story: tribal warriors and drug-crazed children. Understand? It's the second reason why the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about what happens in Africa. The main reason is the rampant spread of AIDS.
"Gay Day" at Walt Disney World? Sick, perverted, deviant and degenerate.
Vieques, the bombing range in Puerto Rico, in Puerto Rico, closing at their demands? And they're losing billions? And they're whining about it? Good; let them wither and die.

Some People Just Need Killing™
It was a slow week for justice around the country. I'm bummed. Dammit, there should be several dozen convicted murderers executed every week, until the 3,700+ subhumans on death row are eliminated.

Mr Breakfast.
If it's the most important meal of the day, why do so many people skip breakfast? Well, a brawny fellow known as Mr. Breakfast hopes to crack the morning silence by offering a smorgasbord of content: endless recipes, dozens of articles and product reviews, restaurant ratings, and message boards on which you can share your breakfast experiences. The site's motto is "All breakfast all the time," and with 806 recipes and 1,570 restaurant reviews, they're not slinging hash. Not only does this buff breakfast-eating brute offer assistance on where or what to eat, he's aiming to make breakfast lovers out of those who skip the eggs and bacon. Whether you want to scramble eggs like a pro, or find a top-notch restaurant in Shawnee, Oklahoma, Mr.Breakfast will flex his muscles and help you start your day the right way.



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