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Friday, August 25, 2000

noooo, I'm not talking about Monica remember the two-dollar White House intern tramp who could suck-start a B52? but rather the corrupt White House gasping at the now very real possibility that Bubba Clintoon will be indicted and prosecuted on criminal charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. The "leak" preceded the announcement by weeks; might have well been eons. That should have happened in '98, when the sonofabitch was impeached by the US House of Representatives, but not convicted by the cowardly US Senate. Maybe he will and maybe he won't accept a pardon; only time will tell. Hmmm, it would now appear that Bubba's Willard likes First Dog Buddy's ministrations better than Monica's messy efforts, especially since she's a world-class "DNA dribbler". Heck, it also appears that Hitlery doesn't mind ceding that unpleasant task to Buddy; she looks quite elated to me that she won't ever have to touch Willard again.

Around The Garden Center.
I finally decided to upgrade to a better digital camera; my 3 year old Kodak K25 ($315) just ain't cutting it anymore in taking the quality resolution pics I need for my corporate website. Depth perception and pixel color are noticeably missing, as compared to what's available today. I'm now on a mission to upgrade.
Out tax dollars at work: the idiots at the Norfolk Naval Shipyards, which builds billions and billions of dollars of US Navy ships, is spending almost $22,000 hiring "wildlife experts" from the US Dept of Agriculture to rid the yards of feral (wild) cats. But a local woman has been spending her own money, and that of an organization she's set up, to care for the cats, so there's no need to waste taxpayers monies on such a stupid effort. I sent her $100 to help defray costs and care for the felines.
Over the years, we've done a lot of community service work for Central Pennsylvania, specifically the York County area. This Summer, we donated thousands of dollars of trees to the Borough of New Freedom to enhance the Heritage Rail Trail (bicycling and hiking trails) as well as the Borough Facilities & Parks, to the New Freedom Garden Club to also beautify the trails for bikers and hikers, to York Vo-Tech School to assist their students in the study of horticulture and donating used computers, faxes and copy machines to the Stewartstown Historical Society offices. We're always glad to lend a hand.
It's almost September and that means one thing in the Mid-State: our Annual 25% Off Sale is coming up. Customers wait all year for this event and, since I do not discount or have any sales prior to it, start putting together their "landscape material wish lists" during the Spring and Summer months. I get inundated with emails inquiring about what's available on their lists, from people all over the region.
Amazingly, gas prices have climbed this past week at most stations in the York, PA, area. I filled up the '94 Jeep Grand Cherokee V8 LTD 19.751gals for $30.00 at $1.51.9/ gal (89 oct). After dropping like the Liar-In-Chief's trousers in the Oral Orifice over the past several weeks, there's some indication that prices will now continue their traditional upward spiral toward the Memorial Day Holiday drive period.
On Wednesday, I completed all of the paperwork to transfer my domain,, from my soon-to-be-defunct ISP in Manassas, VA, to the new ISP in Chicago. Five long forms, credit card payment and my email "OK" to Network Solutions Inc. to transfer the domain and presto: when I got up at 4am on Thursday, was nowhere to be found. It was now pointing every visitor to the new ISP, but nothing was yet uploaded to their server. Fortunately, I had downloaded my entire site on the 18th and 19th, so all files were intact on my home SAG 700's ultra-fast, ultra-wide, SCSI LVD2 10,000rpm hard drive. It's connected to a 500kbps cable modem, so the upload and install process would be easy. Hmmm, no email either. Seems strangely quiet to open the browser and not have that little email icon pop-up in the tray.
I was taking Thursday off anyway, so between some food shopping and miscellaneous chores around the condo, what else did I have to do except FTP (File Transfer Protocol) and install the thousands of folders and files to the new server in Chicago. I called them as soon as they were open to get the FTP coordinates. Once those were installed in my FTP software, I opened the wide cable modem pipe and began the upload. I also ran into a "glitch" with their email server: I can receive mail across their server, but have to use my local ISP's and to send mail. All in all, a very complicated day with lots of phone calls, reconfigurations and angst. Some day off!
When I returned from food shopping around 2:30pm on Thursday, the FTP file transfer had stopped at "m" and I had to re-start it to complete the website files. Speed of transfer ranged anywhere from 89.67Kbps to 1.45Mbps It was most disconcerting that neither of the Java Applets worked, and that 65% of the site's pages were MIA. It took another 5hrs to complete the transfer and work out the "bugs".

TWA 800.
They did it. The lying scum at NTSB and FBI have covered up the missile shootdown of TWA 800 in '96.
They claimed no evidence of a missile explosion was present. Of course not; evidence was tampered with and removed from the re-construction hangar by the government liars.
Here's where all of the investigative articles and stories are; here's the TWA 800 Website which exposes the lies and corruption of the US Government, NTSB and FBI. It's a huge website, so be prepared to spend a few eye-opening days there looking at pictures and reading the evidence for yourself. Then, YOU decide.
I'm telling you: the evidence speaks for itself in that TWA 800 was shot down by a shoulder-fired missile. The government agencies have covered-up the truth. Very powerful special interests don't want the truth to come out and have done everything in their power to squelch it. Over 200 eyewitnesses have been ignored. The cowardly "old time media" continue to swallow the gov't lies, without so much as a peep. The 230 dead victims and their families will never learn the truth because the US Gov't is afraid to go after the stinking towel-headed Islamic terrorists who shot the plane down. Out tax dollars at work: more government lies. Makes me f*cking sick.
For the government idiots to claim that "a small group of conspiracy theorists with their own agendas dispute the facts" is ludicrous; what possible "agenda" could I or others possibly have? Except to find the truth on the basis of the available facts and evidence. I'm not an interested party, financially or otherwise.

Clintoonista Slime.
To reinforce just what kind of lowlife lib-dem scumbags this Nation is dealing with, the garbage who attended the Democrat National Convention last week actually booed a contingent of Boy Scouts on the stage because of the US Supreme Court's recent ruling that the BSA doesn't have to allow fudge-packing, rump-raiding homos into their organization. The Cali-fornicate delegation's behavior was especially insidious, and they should have been removed from the convention floor. If I was the Floor Marshall, they'd have all been clubbed to death and removed in bodybags. No exceptions permitted.
What a huge waste of the American Taxpayer's that's you and I money, the stinking Clintoon family spent $292 million on 159 worthless and useless trips abroad, since '97. That total did not include Secret Service protecting, lodging and other various expenses. Hell, a 747 costs $7,000/hr to operate, while Air Force One costs $54,000/hr! Worthless and useless, since nothing on an international scale was ever accomplished, other than a Clintoon entourage of 1,000+ people and baggage clogging up foreign countries and f*cking up the so-called friendly skies. Our tax dollars at work?
Here's a wonderful example of how slimy politics f*cks up our legal system and lets criminals get off. A lawsuit brought by Linda Tripp against the government has been taken away from a Reagan-appointed judge who is a thorn in the side of the administration and is now in the hands of a judge appointed by President Clintoon. Which means it'll probably be dismissed by the crooked judge. Three crooked federal judges, also appointed by Bubba Clintoon, made the decision to move the case to the Clintoon-appointed judge. Natch.
Knowing what a criminal slimeball Clintoon really is remember, he's the moron who bombed an aspirin factory in the Sudan a few years back to cover his Monica Lewinsky scandal here this scenario wouldn't surprise me a bit. You?
If, like me, you think that racial quotas, set-asides, affirmative action and other lib-dem social programs based on color are evil and wrong, read about this woman's bad experience with such socialistic-commie-racist-bigot shit.
Personally, I'm sorry to see Bubba made it to his 54th birthday; I'd rather he would have choked to death on the voluminous subpoenas for all his criminal activity. Well, there's always hope.
Here's another bitch this time a half-breed mulatto giving Bubba Clintoon a break on sexual harassment. Lowlife slime that Carol Simp-scum is, she's an Aunt Tom and she stinks. Her claim to fame is that she blew Martin Luther King, when she was a cub-ette reporter and got a story scoop. Typical ethics for a lib-dem minority.
C'mon AlGoreBore scumbag, challenge the GOP for the "moral high ground"; bang-zoom, you're the loser. Does Bubba Clintoon and high crimes & misdemeanors ring a bell? Does to the rest of America, after 3 years.
Ever wonder why the wildfires are raging out of control in the west? shit for brains Clintoon cut the Forest Service's emergency fire fighting budget to fund illegal land acquisitions. Read this and wonder no more.
I fully expect the lying, criminal Clintoon to pull an October Surprise even if AlGoreBore isn't too far behind in the presidential race. He'd do that just to stay in power for a few more months. And if the GoreBore is way behind, as I expect him to be, he'd do it in a heartbeat just to disrupt the November General Election.
Gee, there's a surprise: the alcoholic, , S&M-B&D lesbian, prostitute lover, Parkinson's-diseased shaker shitf*ck Janet "Waco" El-Reno bitch scum won't name a special prosecutor to investigate the corrupt AlGoreBore criminal. Natch.
Rampant abuse of the INS? Clearly, and no investigation or prosecution in sight. Just f*cking amazing.
Read this about the cowardly US Senate GOP/ lib-dem scumbags who subverted the impeachment process in '98, terrified of Bubba Clintoon. Also, the GoreBore criminal compromised the '96 election process. These stories will make your blood boil.
The Interior secretary liar and criminal, Bruce "I'm a f*cking liar" Babbit, is absolved in a "marginal case of potential perjury"; now there are levels of lying in which prosecution can be dropped. Geee whiz, I thought lying was lying. The First Liar, Bubba Clintoon, elevated it to a new artform - remember what the definition of "is", is? That, from the "most ethical administration in US history"? Ummmm, I think not.
In a great move, the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) have removed Bubba Clintoon's signature from all Eagle Scout certificates presented to boys who achieve that rank. (I made it in '63 and still proudly carry the wallet card.) To have a lying sonofabitch's name on a sacred document like that is blasphemy; I wonder why it took them so long to rid the BSA of the Clintoonite stench. If I was one of the boys who'd received my Eagle Scout certificate with his evil name upon it, I'd ask for a re-issue without it. f*ck you, Clinton scumbag.

You Too, Can Be A Democrat.
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the following and see if you rate. If you do, you might want to consider Killing yourself, for all hope is lost. The following is from an anonymous email I received last week.
You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a convicted liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

Why Are You A Democrat?
The following is a quote from the weekly Federalist email newsletter I receive, and it's always loaded with pearls of wit and wisdom.
"Are you a Democrat because you're a union member? Then why, after eight years of Bill Clinton, does some Chinese guy in Guangdong province have your job? Are you a Democrat because you're a woman? Then how come you're married to a Republican? Most women are. Face it, you were afraid that a two-Democrat family might cause the kids to grow up to be liberals. Are you a Democrat because you're gay? Come on, do you really think Republicans hate gays? You've been to Republican houses. Do they look like they were decorated by Pat Robertson? Are you a Democrat because you're part of a minority group? Forget about it. Mexicans, Blacks, Jews, Italians, Irish, Puerto Ricans you guys hate each other. Become Republican and at least you'll be allowed to admit it after three drinks." P.J. O'Rourke

Lib-Dem Slime.
Another alcoholic Kennedy (cousin) is in the headlines: a 39 year old murderer is going to be tried for the Killing of a 15 year old girl, 25 years ago. Mike The Murderer won't be saved by the Kennedy name or money this time, as many of the Kennedy scumbags have been over the years. He's going to be a great "girlfriend" to some 550lb lifer in prison. Ouch!
Awwww, geee. So f*cking what? Who the hell cares about these deviants and their abnormal behavior? Let 'em get AIDS and die. I really hate to see the subhuman filth-slime knocking on doors for money, just cause her "life partner" dumped her scrawny ass. I'd be real glad to put a quarter stick of dynamite in her begging cup.
Hey BSA: hold the line against the fudge-packing, rump-raiding subhuman homo filth which wants to infiltrate our organization. (I'm a '63 Eagle Scout) They'll all get AIDS and die soon enough. God have pity on their perverted, demented, sicko-souls. f*ck the donations from United Way morons; the moral citizens of the USA will fund your activities. Tell me where to send a check. Do what's morally right and to hell with the queer scumbags.

It's A Stupid, f*cked-Up World.
There's a LOT to worry about in today's world as compared to "simpler times" in yesterday's world which should worry all us alarmed idiots.
The whole Russian commie-socialist-criminal scenario is very worrisome. The USA is being bilked for trillions of dollars a year to support Russian-commie-capitalist programs, illegally and criminally diverting billions to private bank accounts, and escaping prosecution.
I've always wondered why white trash boys would want to dress, look, sound and act like hip-hop, gangsta idiots; here's why, I guess. It ain't cool to look and act like dogshit, boys.
Sure, Eddie Murphy's "Be A Black Ho" was funny as hell, years ago on Saturday Night Live, but when Disney Co gave away "Black Hoes" over a radio station, a lowlife idiot bitch who worked there got pissed off and sued and won $2 million for the "racist and sexually degrading" promotion. Can you believe that any jury would award the slut a f*cking dime? Actually, from all of the black bitches I've seen, that term would be a compliment. They smell bad and they're f*cking stupid.
Great, all the lowlifes are online, clogging up the Net. With an under $25k household income, what do they "buy"? Used shit and shit? Sounds about right. f*cking A, they can't even pay their regular bills, let alone buy online. Instead of wasting bandwidth on those scum, send 'em out to get other jobs and increase their income so they're worthy of the Net's shopping potential.

Execute The Scum.
A convicted cop whacker wants parole? Because her "faith" changed her? No f*cking way. She should be executed, not granted any clemency. The cop's still dead, isn't he? She should be too.
Here's a whining, bed wetting, hand wringing lib-dem piece of shit lawyer who has "grown attached" I'm not sure I wanna know what that means to his convicted, sentenced, murderous client and doesn't want him executed. Awwww geeee whiz, lowlife: watch him die, like a man. Kudos to Virginia for ridding the world of such subhuman filth.
Typical of the ultra-liberal lowlifes at the NY Times to champion a pathetic cause like anti-capital punishment, by making use of either retarded or underage whackers as a foil for their demented, perverted socialistic crusades. f*ck them and the whole so-called movement: if a murderer needs execution, let it happen in a swift and timely manner, according to US Law.
Awwwwwwwww geeeeeeeeeeee whizzzzzzzzzzz! The f*cking lib-dem scumbag courts have ruined my week! Postponed the executions of two convicted murderers for asinine reasons: to "study the newly-filed documents" and "electrocution is cruel and unusual punishment". f*cking hell! What's going on in this f*cked-up country? PITY for subhuman filth? Where's the pity for the victims and their families? A 9mm to the back of the head would be appropriate.

Like Fathers, Like Sons.
To say the Kennedys, Gores and Blairs are families which should have never, never been allowed to breed is an understatement. Their heirs are criminals, troublemakers, alcoholics, idiots, scumbags, lowlifes, morons and murderers. Sterilize them all immediately.
RatherBiased consists of "over 500 statements from America's most politicized journalist" Dan Rather. I found it rather curious that the site's creators don't identify themselves, although they do state the mission of their carefully organized diatribe to help loosen "the stranglehold of government by the media." They've amassed ample evidence of the partisan and changeable beliefs expressed over the years by the CBS journalist. The compilation of quotes is organized into categories such as People (from George Bush to George Washington), Issues, Events, and Scandals (from Watergate to Whitewater). There's also a Compare and Contrast section that spotlights Rather's inconsistencies and opinion shifts over the years. Net, net: he's a lowlife, lib-dem scumbag who can't be trusted to report anything honestly without his twisted and perverted bias.
FOOTNOTE: Here's the grinning moron, pasty-boy homo, socialist shithead Rather's latest charge against the GOP; now proven false. It was a federal judge who leaked the news.

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