(•♫•♫• ...c'mon pretty momma, I wanna take you way down to Kokomo... •♫•♫•)

friday, december 21 st, 2007

hells bells; I wish I were in Kokomo... anyplace instead but here in PA. Ho-hum, just another Wintry December Week passing through — Winter just "officially becomes Winter" tomorrow on the 22nd — but tell that to the millions of people in the Great Plains, Midwest, Mid-Atlantic and Northeast States, who've gotten the living crap kicked out of them, for the past 2 weeks' Winter Ice Storms. 38 deaths+, so far. The "one-after-another ice storms" have not only hampered the recovery from the previous storm's damage/destruction/deaths, but have made the current storm's damage/destruction/deaths, all too real and closer-to-home, for many of us. (Mankind-induced "Global Warming", Mr Shit-For-Brains AlGoreBore Idiot? I think not. Just normal, natural cycles, dumbass.) Anywho, by 3pm on Sunday, the ice/sleet/freezing rain had stopped, the ice was melting and falling, and it looked like the area would return to its pre-Winter "normalcy", whatever that means. Yet, right behind that passing storm front, were bitter-cold temps which promised to solidify the problems and misery, making Sunday Night even worse for those without power, and especially for those poor souls, who needed to travel, "somewhere". (Hells bell; at 9:30pm on Sunday, I'm headed to sleep.) "Let happen, what will happen". By Sunday afternoon, "it" was all over, and we, as a Nation, were recovering and digging-out. By Monday, it all was just a "memory", with lots of damage, dead people and myriad wishes that many hadn't been so stupid/careless/idiotic/moronic, as to "go out on the roads", as they'd done and suffered the consequences from it. Not me; I stayed home, undamaged, unhurt and alive, for another day. 38+ people, aren't. Sad legacy of those ice storms.

Around the Garden Center™.
It was actually 'busy', comparatively-speaking, on Friday at the GC&N Complex, but I left at 12noon for a scheduled Dr's app't, and made it home by 1:30pm. Several people called to ask about JSGC&N Gift Certificates; a couple came-in and bought them; UPS delivered some packages; a couple of folks brought-in pickup truck loads of bags-of-leaves, for our mountainous compost pile; and I had another 11 calls on the office answering machine, to return. A "busy day", considering the "Holiday Time of Year". Ditto, Saturday, but I also left around 12:30pm.
There are still calls coming-in from people wanting landscaping done and trees installed. I'm glad to tell them that March is only a few months away, and we'll be glad to work with them over the Winter months, in the design phase(s), but that we're shut-down for the Winter; no exceptions. I've really never figured out, over the past 17yrs, why some people wait until the weather is so lousy and miserable, to get outdoor projects completed. Just sadly-predictable, "human nature", I'd guess.
Over the past 2 years, I've severed relationships (voided their 5-Yr Warranty) with >5 customers who've given us numerous problems — almost 60% of the plants installed at their residence have died, they've either refused to water newly-installed plants, or they've outright-lied about their (non-existent) aftercare of healthy plant material which we professionally-installed and which have died as a result of their neglect/abuse; I won't/don't accept that crap from anyone. When a plant is healthy and thriving at my GC&N Complex, and it's installed at a customer's residence, and it dies within a 1yr period, there's a soil or watering problem on their end. Period. When that happens 1-2-3x, then that's it, as far as I'm concerned. "Commonsense" seems to be non-existent for those folks, BTW, and I quickly-determined that they should take their BS/lies to another place of business; not mine. Those won't be the last times I do that. When percentages of mortality exceeds 10%, then there's a problem on the customer's end of the bargain, and they need to change their actions and habits, immediately. Otherwise, I simply void the Warranty, and sever the relationship, permanently. There are 2-3 which will fall into that unpleasant category, in 2008, BTW. The "hammer will drop", soon. I never like doing that, but if I keep replacing dead plants with healthy ones, and they keep abusing/neglecting them, then I'm operating at a loss, and that's NOT the reason I'm in business.
No one should really be surprised about getting an ice storm, at this time of year — it's Winter, isn't it? — but the immensity of what the Midwest had just gone through since last Monday — the damage, destruction and death — did surprise me. And then we caught the tail-end of it all, last Thursday afternoon and evening. On my way to work, Friday morning, there was a ¾" - 1" coating of glimmering ice, on everything. By 10am, temps had risen above freezing, and the massive ice layers were quickly-melting and dropping from the powerlines and trees, taking-off some of the pressure. I noticed score of Met-Ed Electric Co trucks, along with dozens of Verizon TelCo equipment, on the roads, doing linework and repairs. I settled into the office and fired-up the "RAID 0" machine, and did some paperwork, while watching the next major Winter storm, gathering itself in the Deep (Western-Gulf) South and Great Plains, ready to hit us on Saturday evening/Sunday morning. (Quick, self: run-out and get some TP, eggs, milk and bread! Ha!) All kidding aside, the National Weather Service in State College (PA), cancelled the Winter Storm Watch at 10am, on Saturday morning, and I breathed a sigh of relief. A "simple" Weather Advisory, is now in effect, as of Saturday, 10:15am. Snow I can handle; ice/freezing rain/sleet are another whole set of problems. I was up at ~5:45am, on Sunday to feed the cats, and I heard the rain/sleet/freesing rain falling hard on the condo's 3 skylights, and looked outside. And the place was covered in *ICE*. Yikes! Apparently, we'd had some numerous power outages during the night, since every digital clock in the place was blinking. Reports stated that >103,000 Pennsylvanians were without power. Flights were cancelled and delayed all across America, "fender-benders" were clogging the roads, and accidents were everywhere. The condo was encased in ice; front and back. As were all the trees, shrubs, cars parked outside; EVERYTHING WAS COATED and power/telephone lines down the street were sagging within 10-15' of the ground. It was surreal. Unless it's an emergency, I don't understand the mentality of going outside to drive a vehicle on ice; it's a lose-lose proposition. I went back to sleep. By 11:45am, temps were up into the 34-36°F range, and although freezing rain was still falling, much of the ice on trees and lines was also coming down. I constantly check the local WGAL Weather and the national/local Weather Channel websites on my computers, for accurate, up-to-the-minute forecasts. By 9pm on Sunday, "it" was all over, and the week's (ahead) forecast was looking to be a relatively "nice one".
Do you want to see some pics from locals in the York (PA) area, of the Sunday Ice Storm? Right here. There were scores of the evil Bradford pear broken-up/crashed/downed and I laughed everytime i saw one or two, on the way into work, on Monday. I've been telling people what a crappy/lousy/shitty tree they are, for the past 10yrs! Many thousands have listened and heeded my sage advice; some idiots haven't have still sell them, and worse, plant them. Only to be disappointed and damaged by them, in 10-12yrs. Told ya so!
The ice damage to the GC&N Complex was almost nihl, except for a 7" caliper Zelkova serrata, which split in-half (very unusual!), and to the four 45x30ft, Corkscrew Willows (par-for-the-course!), which provide a lot of shade for the Main Nursery Display Area. A lot of downed limbs, and a lot more broken and hanging in the trees. This is normal for fast-growing (no, I don't sell them anymore) trees, and we go through it every Winter, during the ice storms and heavy, wet snows. We just prune them out in the Spring, and they quickly-grow right through the damage. Snow squalls blew through all morning, and it was kind of nice to see the flurries instead of the damage-causing ice. I had several calls, one customer, and I closed-up and left by 1pm.
Anyway, Merry Christmas! Screw that "Happy Holidays" crappola, IMO.
Good grief, "when it rains, it pours". My Locitech wireless mouse/keyboard at work quit working last week, and I had to replace them both with a new combo ($105), that afternoon, from Circuit City. Over the weekend, my home unit's Hauppauge TV/video remote quit working, and I'm still trying to figure out what happened. I downloaded/installed new remote-unit drivers, and that didn't help, either. I changed the batteries, and that didn't do it. On Monday, the Logitech mouse at the #1 computer/cash register quit working, and it took several reboots of Win-XP to get it working. WTF's next? Don't ask, as I don't want to know!
Merry Christmas, in all these languages — Afrikaans: Geseënde Kersfees, Afrikander: Een Plesierige Kerfees, African/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-Ledeats, Albanian:Gezur Krislinjden, Arabic: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah, Argentine: Feliz Navidad, Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand, Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun, Bahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari Natal, Basque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On! Bengali: Shuvo Naba Barsha, Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce, Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo, Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat, Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo, Catalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!l, Chile: Feliz Navidad, Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun, Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan, (Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun, Choctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito, Columbia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo, Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth, Corsian: Pace e salute, Crazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La Roo, Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi, Croatian: Sretan Bozic, Czech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok Danish: Glædelig Jul, Duri: Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak, Dutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!, or Zalig Kerstfeast, English: Merry Christmas, Eskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!, Esperanto: Gajan Kristnaskon Estonian: Ruumsaid juulup|hi, Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar! Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad, Finnish: Hyvaa joulua, Flemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar, French: Joyeux Noel, Frisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!, Galician: Bo Nada, Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr! German: Froehliche Weihnachten, Greek: Kala Christouyenna!, Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!, Hawaiian: Mele Kalikimaka Hebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova, Hindi: Shub Naya Baras, Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara! Hawaian: Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!, Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket, Icelandic: Gledileg Jol, Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal, Iraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah, Irish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat Iroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay, Italian: Buone Feste Natalizie, Japanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto, Jiberish: Mithag Crithagsigathmithags, Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha, Latin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!, Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!, Lausitzian:Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto, Lettish: Priecigus Ziemassvetkus, Lithuanian: Linksmu Kaledu, Low Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi Nijaar, Macedonian: Sreken Bozhik Maltese: LL Milied Lt-tajjeb, Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa, Maori: Meri Kirihimete, Marathi: Shub Naya Varsh Navajo: Merry Keshmish, Norwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig Jul, Occitan: Pulit nadal e bona annado, Papiamento: Bon Pasco Papua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu, Pennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!, Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo, Philipines: Maligayan Pasko! Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie, Portuguese:Feliz Natal, Pushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha, Rapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua, Rhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn Romanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!, Rumanian: Sarbatori vesele, Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom, Sami: Buorrit Juovllat, Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou Sardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou, Serbian: Hristos se rodi, Slovakian: Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce, Sami: Buorrit Juovllat, Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou, Scots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibh, Serb-Croatian: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina, Serbian: Hristos se rodi. Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa, Slovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok, Slovene: Vesel Bozic. Srecno novo leto, Spanish: Feliz Navidad, Swedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År, Tagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon, Tami: Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal, Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!, Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai, Turkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun, Ukrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym, Urdu: Naya Saal Mubarak Ho, Vietnamese: Chung Mung Giang Sinh, Welsh: Nadolig Llawen, Yugoslavian: Cestitamo Bozic, Yoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Enough already!
On Monday afternoon, I got a sad email from a good, 6-yr employee of mine, that his step-father, Mike — a former-US Navy SEAL, Patriot, former-NSA operative and all-around nice man (I met him several times), passed from this world into God's Hands, and that Mike's "earthly troubles with lung cancer" (he was a non-smoker, BTW) were over, at last. I have prayed for Mike's Soul, in the recent weeks, and did so again, that evening. I will pray for him, again. God Bless Seth and his Mom, Susan, in their coming days/weeks/months/years, without Mike, knowing full-well that he's with God now. RIP, Mike. He's now in a far, far better place than we are.
Arthur & Bob were in on Wednesday, cleaning-up the 4 damaged Corkscrew Willow's many damaged limbs and branches, doing some filing, and helping me with a number of other "Winter projects". I had their, and other Key Staff/LSCP Employees' Christmas Cards ready and waiting, and made sure they got theirs for the shopping days ahead ($100 bill in each). With such a bad year under our belts, all I could afford was $100 each, instead of the multi-tiered cash gifts which I usually give at Christmas. (No, it's not Holidays; it's Christmas, darnit!) Got it?
On Wednesday, I saw "him/her", once again on my back property: a stray dog with a collar, curled-up near the heat-generating compost pile, and as I remembered that several of my LSCP Crews had mentioned him/her during the Summer/fall months, now it Winter and I'm feeling really bad for that poor dog. I'd thought it went 'home' at night, but cam back here, to be around people. yet, we can't get close to him/her; s/he slinks away, which makes me think s/he's an abused animal. My heart melts at a sight like this, so I told Arthur & Bob to get a 50lb bag of dogfood, a large dish (I'll reimburse them) and we'll begin feedin the stray dog. If we can gain his trust, perhaps we can get a look at his/her collar (owner's name etc), or at least get him/her into the GHs with food and water, to keep him/her alive over the Winter. maybe we can get him/her to a local vet, and see if s/he needs medical attention. I'll take care of the animal's bills/costs. I need to go around the neighborhood, knocking on doors After all, that's how I found Pickle, many years ago. And I'd never turn-down help and friendship to a needy human, nor a needy animal. I'll keep you updated on our "progress", wit the stray dog. If it turns-out that s/he's an abused animal from a 'nieghbor', I'll file and press charges, if I can. Screw the f•cking neighbor asshole! If I can prosecute him/her, for abusing that animal, I will, dammit! Meanwhile, I'll do whatever I can to help it. If you're a dog-lover, and can send me some helpful ideas, please do so, ASAP, as I don't think it will survive the Winter, unless I intervene. And I'm glad/happy/ready-and-willing to do so, but I need some help, as my previous experience is with cats.
I took my 2002 Jeep Grand Cherokee 'Laredo' to the nearby Cloister Car Wash in East York (PA) on Wednesday, for a "Winter cleaning". At 58yrs, I just don't feel like spending 2-3hrs in 31°F weather, washing, vacuuming, waxing, polishing, drying my vehicle, anymore. I simply purchase a 5x gift certificate for myself, and use it during the year, to get ready for Spring/Summer-Fall months and then, the Winter months. In between, I give it to Dad, for his 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee 'Laredo' cleaning. When I was in my 20s and 30s, I used to enjoy the 'ritual' of car washing, but I sure don't anymore. Nope.
Like this clip, by D****? I do! Gonna use it!
On behalf of me, myself & I: have a Very Merry Christmas!

CSS: Roll Of The Dice™.
Upon the trusted recommendation of my uber-long, good friend, D****, I downloaded and installed "MS Expression Web", a WYSIWYG editor, to help me in the transition from Web v1 (HTML) to Web v3 (CSS-XHTML). True-to-form, MS put every known impediment in front of me in the download process, but I finally got it done, after re-registering for MS LIVE ID, which I'd already registered weeks/months/years ago, and changed my password and had a new User ID assigned to me. The download (195MB) went flawlessly, I installed it, and opened it up. Wow, what a change from the crappy, flawed WYSIWYG editor — MS FrontPage — they foisted upon many (no, I never tried or used it) in previous years. It was slick, sleek and a real pleasure to use. I've been using Macromedia's Homesite v5.5, after starting-out on HotDog v1, in early January '96, when I built and put-up my corporate website, www.gdnctr.com. I started-out on HomeSite v1x-3x (Allaire.com), continued on HomeSite 3x-4x (MacroMedia) and through HomeSite v5.5 (Adobe), through all the corporate acquisitions and software iterations/upgrades. With Web v3 firmly here, I decided it's time to move-on and join the CSS crowd. It will definitely take me some time to learn it, but when I do, "John's Journal" and perhaps, my corporate site, will benefit from it.
I downloaded the tried 180-day trial copy — Trial Download WebDesigner.exe — actually, it was only a 60-day usage 'trial copy' w/ the trial-copy-key — and installed it on my home "RAID 0+1" machine. Lots to learn on that page, BTW, and I figured I'd better take "The Tutorial", or I'd never get through it all in 24x attempts, so I did. Whooops! It didn't work, and I had to uninstall it and all associated MS files, and try to re-download another copy (refused to allow me to do that) and I couldn't, so I uninstalled/deleted all of the MS files, and gave-up for then. perhaps I'll try it at work, and carry the Trial Download WebDesigner.exe file, to the home machine, and try it there, once agin. Right now, I'm weary of the shitscum MS' bullshit, in simply trying to get a simple, free trial copy, downloaded and installed. How tough should that be?
Okay, later that evening I re-installed the original copy and tried it, with D**** on the phone, Thursday night. It worked, and I was very pleased with what templates she did for me on Monday, but was getting "agita" from the crappy MS application and its vagaries. On Friday morning, the new app caused my home machine to hang when opening, and gave me the "dreaded 4 choices" option; definitely not a nice opening screen. So, I uninstalled it and all the associated files, and did a housecleaning with Norton SystemWorks 2006. I carried a copy of the app into work on Saturday, and will install it on my office "RAID 0" machine soon, after "running some Norton tests" to make sure it's not corrupted and won't compromise that machine, too.
Years ago (1982-1997), I was a "big fan of MS" and all of its products, but now I hate their slimy, inept, freaking corporate guts. Everything they produce is fraught with errors, inconveniences, security holes, penalties, innumerable security patches, and so many problems that I just don't have enough server space to go into detail, here. But what's the reasonable alternative? Not much, except Linux crap and a bunch of software apps which are used by 4-5% of the computing public. (((sigh))) I really don't have much choice in the Business World, since 99% of everyone I deal with uses their flawed MS-Crap, and yet to go to something else, would cause some severe software incompatibility problems.
My good friend, D****, linked-back-up-with-me on Tuesday evening, to review her (and my) "CSS-'John's Journal' Progress", and I was glad she did, BTW. I'd slacked-off since we'd last talked, after a crucial few files "went missing" a few days ago, i my email app, due to distractions, but was quickly "put-back-on-course", by her. (((sigh))) It's been said that, "Behind Every Behind Her Is His Wife." I'd change that to read: "Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman; Beho." Thanks, D****!
Since I didn't get any CSS Tutorial work done on Wednesday, as I'd promised D**** on Tuesday evening, I spent Wednesday evening on this CSS tutorial, and will revisit it when I don't get interrupted by so many phone calls and visits from neighbors, as I did that evening.
D**** made this Windows Movie Maker clip, for my corporate website's Core Page (at "Virtual Winter Tour", and it's up-and-running. Ha!
Lots more to come!

Things Which make Your Head Explode™.
Illegal steroid-drug usage rampant in MLB? I'm shocked — just shocked! — I tell you! What about the ABA? NFL? NHL? Fact is, it's rampant in all so-called "pro-sports", for those multi-million dollar contracts. If you didn't know that, you've either been living in LA-LA Land, or in a cave. Color is unimportant — White trash, Niggas® and spics are all involved and guilty, IMO — all so-called "super-players" use them, in some form or another. It's de rigeur.
To let a criminal, corrupt, disgraced, run-out-of-office, liar, lowlife liberal-demokkkRAT dirtbag, like ex-US sen George Mitchell (CRIMINAL-ME) run an investigation of criminal, corrupt, over-paid, under-worked lowlife filth like MLB players, is criminal in-and-of-itself, IMO. This bullshit report, issued last Thursday, was full of crappola and said nothing of what we didn't already know, BTW. He accused all 30 clubs of widespread steroid use, it was a big yawn — (((YAWN))) — form what it didn't say: WHO supplied the drugs and WHY aren't they being arrested? Mitchell's garbage, shit, junk, crap, filth and garbage — did I mention garbage? — and should have been summarily-tried and hung, many years ago, before he wqas run-out of the corrupt, criminal US Congress, for gross incompetence and corruption. F•ck Mitchell and his total-bullshit, so-called 'steroid report', IMO.
President GW Bush pardoned numerous drug dealers, carjackers, thieves and a moonshiner, but denied the same mercy to two former US Border Patrol Agents, each serving more than a decade in prison for shooting at a fleeing drug smuggler. Additionaly, he refused pardons to numerous US Marines, wrongly-imprisoned at Ft Bragg, for a bullshit trumped-up case, involving the so-called killing of 27 murderous al Queerda filth, claimed as 'innocent civilians' in Haditha. Pathetic legacy, Mr Bush! IMO, it puts you in Bubba jeffy KKKlintoon's category.
Yes, I have a huge problem with the just-passed $286 billion Farm Bill, which is a socialist/commie ploy to spend US Taxpayers' (yours and mine!) hard-earned tax dollars, for bullshit, unnecessary farm subsidies IMO. I'm so angered that I have to take another 5 doses of my BP meds, BTW, dammit. The criminal, corrupt, lying bastards in the US Senate, on a 79-14 vote, expanded bullshit-subsidies for wheat, barley, oat, soybeans and several other crops and creates new grants for vegetable and fruit growers. Huh? For WHAT, exactly? Fortunately, President Bush has threatened to veto the corrupt/criminal-legislation, saying that it costs too much and should instead be cutting subsidies at a time of record-high crop prices. He also has threatened to veto a US House version passed in July. (((sigh))) I'll believe it when Bush does it, okay?
IMO, I can't wait until the subhuman, shitscum filth at CAiR sue me, for First Amendment Freedom, and I can hire Daniel Horowitz, ESQ, to defend me. I will sell everything I have, and live in a cardboard box, to defeat/trash/smash/destroy the America-hating, subhuman, dirtbag, garbage, shit, trash, scum, filth, terrorists from CAiR; trust me, I will! C'mon, CAiR: bring it on! I'll legally-f•cking-destroy you all, sons-of-MF-pig/pork-terrorist-filth-bitches!
Like Canada-Duh's "Thought Police", can America's "liberal-demokkkRAT-PC-Thought Police", be too far behind? I'm asking YOU! I already know the f•cking answer, dammit! Answer me!
This is the end of great Britain/UK, as we've known it for the past 250yrs, and Gordon Brown (COMMIE/SOCIALIST-UK) is to blame 100%. He needs summary trial and hanging, IMO, for treason/sedition/sabotage. KILL HIM, Brits, and take-back your Nation, dammit!
You mean the fat, bloated, Nigga®-bitch, Oprah, isn't a black woman? What is she; anyone know for sure?
Everyday, I read PC-crap like this story of a child bringing a "food knife" to school, to cut her lunch (steak etc), and gets arrested/suspended/punished by the liberal-demokkkTATs who run/fuck-up the school system, nationwide. What a load of bullshit! This is what happens when fools, scumbags, lowlifes etc — aka libera-demokkkRAT teachers — are hired to 'run' them, IMO. I say to the child's parents: demand a trial by jury, dammit! That will teach those LEO's and LE (liberal 'educators') some real hard, financial lessons, that they'll not soon forget!
Yes, I 100% support Geno's Steaks — who has a 4"x9" sign, at his retail counter, which reads: "This is America. When Ordering, Please Speak English" — Owner, Joey Vento. I wish that I'd been smart enough to put-up that kind of sign, qa long time ago, though I'd thought the very same thoughts. Instead, I simply put-up a corporate website page, a few weeks ago, which basically says the same thing. But it sure does what I want it to do, BTW. Mission accomplished, baby!
No, I don't think that homo-sodomites should be allowed to serve in the US Military, in any capacity, male or female. The "don't ask, don't tell" crap from the BJ-KKKlintoons is total and complete bullshit, IMO. Scrap that crap, and get them out of the US Military.
The corrupt, criminal and cowardly US Senate, late Monday, delayed its consideration of a vote on a new government eavesdropping bill until January. IMO, 93% of them are traitors/seditionists/saboteurs, and should be hung.
"Ethnic cleansing"? Yes, US Rep Jim "The Moron" Moran (TRAITOR-VA) needs due-charging, summary-trial, sentencing and hanging, IMO. He's a traitor/seditionist/saboteur. Moran-the-moron needs due-hanging, IMO. "Moran-the-moron", 'wants to bring US Army Gen Petraeus up on charges'. His friends at MoveOn.org would be oh-so pleased! Hang the traitor. Rid the Country of this garbage/shit/junk/filth/scum, dammit! If I could, I would.

Lowlife, Subhuman Filth™.
Subhuman, criminal, corrupt filth and garbage like bloated, lowlife, dirtbag Irrev "Fat Al" Sharpscum (CRIMINAL-NY) are "enraged and angered" that they're being investigated by the White Man's DOJ, 'in retribution 'cause I'm a stupid, dumbass, crooked Nigga®". Sharpscum is a pathetic, leftist, rabid-racist, bigtime-bigot, race/poverty-pimp, lowlife subhuman piece-of-shit, IMO, who needs to *meet* James Earl Ray's cousin, real "up-close-and-personal". BANG! problem solved!
How do subhuman whores, filth, shit, trash, garbage, scum, lowlifes, dirtbags, skanks, sluts, crap, scumbags etc etc etc, like Madonna, aka a filthy, sleazy, Nigga®-humping, screeching, noise-generating, two-bit greaseball, WOP-dog bitch, aka Louise Ciccone Ritchie, get into The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? Blows the rational-thinking mind, doesn't it? Does mine.
Why is this dottering, old fool, Alan "I Can't Balance My Own Checkbook" Greenspan, still offering his idiotic, moronic opinions on anything? Especially the US Economy? He's a worthless, lowlife, wacko piece-of-shit, IMO. The American Economy Boom, continues, Greenspan, you idiot!
Letters of plea and sympathy for Mikey "Kill The Dogs!" Vick? Bullshit; put the Nigga® in prison for 50yrs+, IMO!
The (asshole, idiotic, moronic, dumbass) USA (My nation, BTW...) will pledge about $500 million, of hard-earned US Taxpayers' Monies, for the corrupt, criminal, murderous, muslim-islamic-arab/Palestinian Authority animals government in the West Bank, whene subhuman arab, clueless European and other turd-world nations meet, next week. BULLFUCKINGSHIT! I am so f•cking angry about this and previous wastes of My (and Your) Money! Just kill all the muslim-islamist-arab terrorists, and the "peace problem bullshit", will end, IMO! The pigshit-sucking, muslim-islamist-arab animals are the root-cause of the murder, throat-cutting, terrorism, destruction and death, all-over the world, IMO! KILL THEM ALL, and it all will go away, dammit!
"Tiggergate" proves expensive ($95k+) for Napa Valley school district? Huh? Am I reading that dumbassed, liberal-demokkkRAT-article, correctly? (((sigh))) Ok, I read the article, and understand more. It’s a middle school and she was wearing the socks with a denim skirt, violating the dress code. Now it makes a little more sense. NOT!
Happy Kwanzaa? I don't think so! Kwanzaa is made-up, total, racist, bigoted Nigga®-SHIT! IMO. And here's why: Kwanzaa was created/invented in 1966 by "Dr" Maulana Karenga (MENTAL-CA), aka Ronnie Everett, a convicted felon who now teaches ethnic studies and Marxism at Cal State in Southern California. In 1971, Ronnie (sic Maulana, Ronnie Everett) Karenga, Louis Smith, and Luz Maria Tamayo were convicted of felony assault and false imprisonment for assaulting and torturing two women from the United Slaves (US), Deborah Jones & Gail Davis. A May 14, 1971 article in the Los Angeles Times described the testimony of one of the women: "Deborah Jones, who once was given the Swahili title of an African queen, said she and Gail Davis were whipped with an electrical cord and beaten with a karate baton after being ordered to remove their clothes. She testified that a hot soldering iron was placed in Ms. Davis's mouth and placed against Ms. Davis's face and that one of her own big toes was tightened in a vise. Karenga, head of US, also put detergent and running hoses in their mouths, she said." They also were hit on the heads with toasters. At Karenga's trial, the question arose as to Karenga's sanity. It is theorized that Karenga may have had a mental breakdown due to the stress of dealing with the violence and murders surrounding his United Slaves (US) organization and the Black Panther Party (BPP). His behavior became bizarre. And, at his trial, a psychiatrist's report stated the following: "This man now represents a picture that can be considered both paranoid and schizophrenic with hallucinations and illusions, inappropriate affect, disorganization, and impaired contact with the environment." IMO, Everett needs summary-charging, trial and execution.
There are hardly enough nasty adjectives in my vast and expansive vocabulary, to express the hate, derision, complete distrust, anger and rage which I currently have, for both the treasonous-seditious, liberal-demokkkRATs and the cowardly-gutless GOPer-RINO saboteurs, alike. Both so-called "parties" have put this Nation at grave risk and peril, by allowing 25-30 million criminal, illegal aliens to enter and stay here. They've just gutted the spending bill passed by the 109th US Congress, last year, which provided for a two-tier gence to keep the criminal, illegal aliens out of here, on the southern US-Mexican borders. My eyes are seeing red and I'm spitting glass, dammit! IMO, all of them should be charged with treason/sedition/sabotage and summarily-convicted and hung/executed. Buried in that monstrous $515-billion, 3,500-page "bill" which gutted the Nation's security, and added 8,000+ "earmarks" (pork spending), is $10 million in 'emergency' funding for attorneys of illegal immigrants. Huh? Criminal illegal alien filth don't need lawyers; they need to be deported. They are not entitled to any US Constitutional protections, since they are criminal illegal aliens. Deport them all, dammit!
Shit-for-brains, run-out-of-office, recalled, failed ex-mayor of Cleveland, scumbag, liar, venemous, foul-mouthed, mentally-ill, lowlife dirtbag Dennis Kucinich's (SCUMBAG-OH), lowlife, mentally-ill, defective, criminal, bank-robbing brother, Perry, died. Good riddance and rot in hell asshole, IMO. Sorry that you didn't take your older, criminal dirtbag brother, Dennis, with you. The America wpouldn't have to deal with that piece-of-shitfilth, anymore. What a nice holiday present that would have been, for America. Maybe next year?

Lying Lowlife, GOPer-RINO Scumbags™.
No, mentally-ill, coward, traitor, disgraced liberal GOPer-RINO, US Sen John "No Brain" McCain (LIBERAL-AZ) isn't even fit to simply-enter The White House, let alone be POTUS, IMO. His crowning achievements are The "Keating 5 Scandal", "McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Bill", "The Gang Of 14", "The Kennedy-McCain Criminal Illegal Alien Amnesty Bill", "Terrorist Anti-Torture Policy", and his Anti-2nd Amendment record, among other debaucheries of US Law, The US Constitution & US Justice. IMO, McCain's dogshit and not fit to even be in The White House, except on a weeknd public tour.
And here's another reason why I wouldn't support "The Old Glue Horse", shit-for-brains Fred Thompson (GOPer/RINO-TN), in anyway, shape or form. And this crappy article, in The Boston Globe, was written by two-dollar whore-bag-skank, Jane Swift (GOPer/RINO-MA), who served as 'acting governor' of Massachusetts from 2001 to 2003, was one of the worst piece-of-shit in the history of corrupt, criminal American politics.
Shit-for-brains, lowlife dirtbag, liberal scumbag, failed, disgraced liberal-commie filth, US Sen Kit Bond (ASSHOLE-MI), thinks "Rooty" Guiliani (LIBERAL-NY) is a Conservative and the bext choce for US President. Bond is a complete and total moron, asshole, liberal-GOPer-RINO, piece-of-shit, and needs to be "retired" by Lee Harvey Oswald's "vote" (7.62 x 39mm), IMO. Bond doesn't have a sentient brain to think with, IMO. Bond is pigshit! Bond is just another reason why all idiotic GOPer-RINOs in the corrupt, criminal US Congress need "mandatory retirement", IMO. Rapid-fire, Lee!
Lowlife GOPer-RINO dirtbag, disgraced, abortion-loving/supporting, failed Massachusettes ex-gov, Mitt Romney (LIAR-MA) will say one thing to get elected in the liberal-demokkkRAT hellhole of Tax-A-Chusettes, and another 180° turn to get elected in the USA. Romney's a LIAR! Mitt is shit!
Yes, I'm glad to see a cowardly, lowlife dirtbag GOPer-RINO-asshole, like US Sen Trent Lott (RINO-MS) "retire" and get out of politics, as it already smells better in DC, though the whole shithole could use a good nuking/cleanout, IMO. Lott was an impediment to Conservatives in the corrupt, criminal US Congress and should have been run/thrown out of US politics, 25yrs ago. Good riddance, asshole!
Though on Wednesday, I was sorry to hear that one of the only two Conservatives running for POTUS — US Rep Tom Tancredo (CONSERVATIVE-CO) — was getting out of the race. Sad, as he and stand-up-guy, US Rep Duncan Hunter (CONSERVATIVE-CA) are the only two I'd vote for. I'll stay home in 2008, if anyone else is running against commie-socialist-nazi-bitch, Hitlery Rotten KKKlintoon/Obama-Hussein-Osama Jr, or whomever garbage from the lib-dem filth, runs. Maybe.
No social/fiscal liberal Mikey Huck-a-bee isn't a Conservative, in any sense of the word, but I do support his Christmas Ad, 100%, and it was a great ad, IMO! Screw the critics, like douchebag, Ron Paul, a perennial loser who "thinks" (and I use that word loosely, BTW...) that "When fascism comes, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" (by ignorant asshole, thankfully-dead, Sinclair Lewis) Huh, Ronnie, you dumbass shithead? You got a "problem" with an individual's religion, fatso moron?
Yes, phoney-baloney, liberal-GOPer-RINO, Mikey Huck-a-bee's Iowa Campaign Manager, Bob Vander Plaats, was/is 100% correct: "We're Fighting a Radical Religion in Islam". *Small-cap* islam and religion, and then you have it right, Bob. The pigshit which is islam, doesn't deserve either distinction, IMO. islam is abject scum/garbage/trash/filth/crap etc, IMO.
Lowlife dirtbag, POTUS-candidate, Ron Paul's (WACKO-TX) a money-whore; he'll take it from anyone, even a nazi scumbag. Nice going, RuPaul trash!
GOPer-RINO-liberal-demokkkRAT trash, disgraced dirtbag, gov Arnold Schwarzenegger (LOWLIFE-CA) said today he plans to declare a fiscal emergency next month in the face of a $14 billion budget shortfall, clearing the way for his liberal-administration and lawmakers to make immediate mid-year spending cuts in state services. Told you so, 2+ years ago! Birds coming home to roost, IMO.

Lowlife, liberal-demokkkRAT Scumbags™.
Good riddance and rot in hell, Nigga® garbage bitch! Bigot, racist, bitch, marxist-leftist-crap, lowlife, dirtbag, scumbag, skank, loudmouth, disgraced filth, liberal-demokkkRAT trash, US Rep Julia Carson (RACIST-IN), the first black racist/bigot and first woman skank bitch, to represent Indianapolis in Congress, died Saturday, a family-spokeswoman said. She was 69. Buh-bye, bitch-garbage!
Both Nigga® racists, bigots, garbage, dirtbags, shit, hate-mongers, race-pimps, trash, scum, filth, Niggas®, lowlifes, disgraced US Sen Barack Hussein Obama-Osama Jr (RACIST-IL) and criminal, corrupt subhuman Irrev "Fat Al" Sharp-scum (CRIMINAL-NYC) — "Crown Heights" and "Freddy's Fashion Mart" and "Tawana Brawley" — need summary arrest, trial and execution/hanging/killing, IMO. Where's James Earl Ray (dead), when the Nation really needs him?
Some lowlife dirtbag asswipe supporters of shit-for-brains idiotic, moron, Nigga®-sambo-porchmonkey, disgraced, Barack Hussein-Obama-Osama Jrs(RACIST-IL), a Hitlery-Rotten-KKKlintoon-beating-bitch-boy, (all eleven) 'supporters' have asked why disgraced, treasonous/seditious/saboteur, US sen Bob Kerrey (TRAITOR-NB, who endorsed US sen Hillary Clinton, (TRAITOR-NY), today, mentioned her opponent US sen Barack Hussein Obama Jr (TRAITOR-IL)'s middle name in remarks published in "The Washington Post". He's 45%+ muslim-islamic-dune coon/sand Nigga®. Any questions?BR> Another treasonous/seditious/saboteur liberal-demokkkRAT, piece-of-shit "finally sees the light", albeit 3-4-5yrs too late, but better late than never, I guess. US Rep Joe Donnelly (GARBAGE-IN) pulled his stinking head out of Pelosi's asshole, and realized that "The Surge Is Working". (((sigh))) What dumbass idiots/morons/scumbags/lowlifes those lib-dem-filth are!
The House Ethics Committee said Wednesday that it dropped its investigation of shit-for-brains, US Rep Filner for his altercation with a baggage employee at Dulles International Airport. Lowlife, liberal-demokkkRAT, dirtbag, scum-sucking-cowardly-filth, US Rep Bob Filner (ASSHOLE-CA), immediately went into orgasmic spasms, promptly wet-and-soiled-himself, and had to go home to change his Depends®, since "his tan suit turned brown", in a matter of minutes. Filner is trash/shit/junk/crap/garbage/scum, IMO. IMO, Filner should be in federal prison; that's where you and I'd be, if we did some that stupid, BTW!

Global Warming Bullshit™.
Have you seen this video: "BBC: The Great Global Warming Swindle"? It was outright-banned from leftist, hate-filled, dirtbag lowlife scumbags, Google.com's and YouTube.com's websites, by the mentally-ill dirtbag, subhuman, left-wing, global warming idiot wackos, but I've preserved it, for posterity, aka you, me and *ours*. Watch, be informed and download it for others to see. It's on my corporate server, and will stay there, BTW.

The Pussification Of The Western Male™.
We have become a nation of women.
It wasn’t always this way, of course. There was a time when men put their signatures to a document, knowing full well that this single act would result in their execution if captured, and in the forfeiture of their property to the State. Their wives and children would be turned out by the soldiers, and their farms and businesses most probably given to someone who didn’t sign the document.
There was a time when men went to their certain death, with expressions like “You all can go to hell. I’m going to Texas.” (Davy Crockett, to the House of Representatives, before going to the Alamo.)
There was a time when men went to war, sometimes against their own families, so that other men could be free. And there was a time when men went to war because we recognized evil when we saw it, and knew that it had to be stamped out.
There was even a time when a President of the United States threatened to punch a man in the face and kick him in the balls, because the man had the temerity to say bad things about the President’s daughter’s singing.
We’re not like that anymore.
Now, little boys in grade school are suspended for playing cowboys and Indians, cops and crooks, and all the other familiar variations of “good guy vs. bad guy” that helped them learn, at an early age, what it was like to have decent men hunt you down, because you were a lawbreaker.
Now, men are taught that violence is bad—that when a thief breaks into your house, or threatens you in the street, that the proper way to deal with this is to “give him what he wants”, instead of taking a horsewhip to the rascal or shooting him dead where he stands.
Now, men’s fashion includes not a man dressed in a three-piece suit, but a tight sweater worn by a man with breasts.
Now, warning labels are indelibly etched into gun barrels, as though men have somehow forgotten that guns are dangerous things.
Now, men are given Ritalin as little boys, so that their natural aggressiveness, curiosity and restlessness can be controlled, instead of nurtured and directed.
And finally, our President, who happens to have been a qualified fighter pilot, lands on an aircraft carrier wearing a flight suit, and is immediately dismissed with words like “swaggering”, “macho” and the favorite epithet of Euro girly-men, “cowboy”. Of course he was bound to get that reaction—and most especially from the Press in Europe, because the process of male pussification Over There is almost complete.
How did we get to this?
In the first instance, what we have to understand is that America is first and foremost, a culture dominated by one figure: Mother. It wasn’t always so: there was a time when it was Father who ruled the home, worked at his job, and voted.
But in the twentieth century, women became more and more involved in the body politic, and in industry, and in the media—and mostly, this has not been a good thing. When women got the vote, it was inevitable that government was going to become more powerful, more intrusive, and more “protective” (ie. more coddling), because women are hard-wired to treasure security more than uncertainty and danger. It was therefore inevitable that their feminine influence on politics was going to emphasize (lowercase “s") social security.
I am aware of the fury that this statement is going to arouse, and I don’t care a fig.
What I care about is the fact that since the beginning of the twentieth century, there has been a concerted campaign to denigrate men, to reduce them to figures of fun, and to render them impotent, figuratively speaking.
I’m going to illustrate this by talking about TV, because TV is a reliable barometer of our culture.
In the 1950s, the TV Dad was seen as the lovable goofball—perhaps the beginning of the trend—BUT he was still the one who brought home the bacon, and was the main source of discipline (think of the line: “Wait until your father gets home!").
From that, we went to this: the Cheerios TV ad.
Now, for those who haven’t seen this piece of shit, I’m going to go over it, from memory, because it epitomizes everything I hate about the campaign to pussify men. The scene opens at the morning breakfast table, where the two kids are sitting with Dad at the table, while Mom prepares stuff on the kitchen counter. The dialogue goes something like this:

    •Little girl (note, not little boy): Daddy, why do we eat Cheerios?

    •Dad: Because they contain fiber, and all sorts of stuff that’s good for the heart. I eat it now, because of that.

    •LG: Did you always eat stuff that was bad for your heart, Daddy?

    •Dad (humorously): I did, until I met your mother.

    •Mother (not humorously): Daddy did a lot of stupid things before he met your mother.

Now, every time I see that TV ad, I have to be restrained from shooting the TV with a .45 Colt. If you want a microcosm of how men have become less than men, this is the perfect example.
What Dad should have replied to Mommy’s little dig: Yes, Sally, that’s true: I did do a lot of stupid things before I met your mother. I even slept with your Aunt Ruth a few times, before I met your mother.
That’s what I would have said, anyway, if my wife had ever attempted to castrate me in front of the kids like that.
But that’s not what men do, of course. What this guy is going to do is smile ruefully, finish his cereal, and then go and fuck his secretary, who doesn’t try to cut his balls off on a daily basis. Then, when the affair is discovered, people are going to rally around the castrating bitch called his wife, and call him all sorts of names. He’ll lose custody of his kids, and they will be brought up by our ultimate modern-day figure of sympathy: The Single Mom.
You know what? Some women deserve to be single moms.
When I first started this website, I think my primary aim was to blow off steam at the stupidity of our society.
Because I have fairly set views on what constitutes right and wrong, I have no difficulty in calling Bill Clinton, for example, a fucking liar and hypocrite.
But most of all, I do this website because I love being a man. Amongst other things, I talk about guns, self-defense, politics, beautiful women, sports, warfare, hunting, and power tools—all the things that being a man entails. All this stuff gives me pleasure.
And it doesn’t take much to see when all the things I love are being threatened: for instance, when Tim Allen’s excellent comedy routine on being a man is reduced to a fucking sitcom called Home Improvement. The show should have been called Man Improvement, because that’s what every single plotline entailed: turning a man into a “better” person, instead of just leaving him alone to work on restoring the vintage sports car in his garage. I stopped watching the show after about four episodes.
("The Man Show” was better, at least for the first season—men leering at chicks, men fucking around with ridiculous games like “pin the bra on the boobies”, men having beer-drinking competitions, and women on trampolines. Excellent stuff, only not strong enough. I don’t watch it anymore, either, because it’s plain that the idea has been subverted by girly-men, and turned into a parody of itself.)
Finally, we come to the TV show which to my mind epitomizes everything bad about what we have become: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Playing on the homo Bravo Channel, this piece of excrement has taken over the popular culture by storm (and so far, the only counter has been the wonderful South Park episode which took it apart for the bullshit it is).
I’m sorry, but the premise of the show nauseates me. A bunch of homosexuals trying to “improve” ordinary men into something “better” (ie. more acceptable to women): changing the guy’s clothes, his home decor, his music—for fuck’s sake, what kind of girly-man would allow these simpering butt-bandits to change his life around?
Yes, the men are, by and large, slobs. Big fucking deal. Last time I looked, that’s normal. Men are slobs, and that only changes when women try to civilize them by marriage. That’s the natural order of things.
You know the definition of homosexual men we used in Chicago? “Men with small dogs who own very tidy apartments.”
Real men, on the other hand, have big fucking mean-ass dogs: Rhodesian ridgebacks, bull terriers and Rottweilers, or else working dogs like pointers or retrievers which go hunting with them and slobber all over the furniture.
Women own lapdogs.
Which is why women are trying to get dog-fighting and cock-fighting banned—they’d ban boxing too, if they could—because it’s “mean and cruel”. No shit, Shirley. Hell, I don’t like the idea of fighting dogs, either, but I don’t have a problem with men who do. Dogs and cocks fight. So do men. No wonder we have an affinity for it.
My website has become fairly popular with men, and in the beginning, this really surprised me, because I didn’t think I was doing anything special.
That’s not what I think now. I must have had well over five thousand men write to me to say stuff like “Yes! I agree! I was so angry when I read about [insert atrocity of choice], but I thought I was the only one.”
No, you’re not alone, my friends, and nor am I.
Out there, there is a huge number of men who are sick of it. We’re sick of being made figures of fun and ridicule; we’re sick of having girly-men like journalists, advertising agency execs and movie stars decide on “what is a man”; we’re sick of women treating us like children, and we’re really fucking sick of girly-men politicians who pander to women by passing an ever-increasing raft of Nanny laws and regulations (the legal equivalent of public-school Ritalin), which prevent us from hunting, racing our cars and motorcycles, smoking, flirting with women at the office, getting into fistfights over women, shooting criminals and doing all the fine things which being a man entails.
When Annika Sorenstam was allowed to play in that tournament on the men’s PGA tour, all the men should have refused to play—Vijay Singh was the only one with balls to stand up for a principle, and he was absolutely excoriated for being a “chauvinist”. Bullshit. He wasn’t a chauvinist, he was being a man. All the rest of the players—Woods, Mickelson, the lot—are girls by comparison. And, needless to say, Vijay isn’t an American, nor a European, which is probably why he still has a pair hanging between his legs, and they’re not hanging on the wall as his wife’s trophy.
Fuck this, I’m sick of it.
I don’t see why I should put up with this bullshit any longer—hell, I don’t see why any man should put up with this bullshit any longer.
I don’t see why men should have become feminized, except that we allowed it to happen—and you know why we let it happen? Because it’s goddamned easier to do so. Unfortunately, we’ve allowed it to go too far, and our maleness has become too pussified for words.
At this point, I could have gone two ways: the first would be to say, “...and I don’t know if we’ll get it back. The process has become too entrenched, the cultural zeitgeist of men as girls has become part of the social fabric, and there’s not much we can do about it.”
But I’m not going to do that. To quote John Belushi (who was, incidentally, a real man and not a fucking woman): “Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
Well, I’m not going to quit. Fuck that. One of the characteristics of the non-pussified man (and this should strike fear into the hearts of women and girly-men everywhere) is that he never quits just because the odds seem overwhelming. Omaha Beach, guys.
I want a real man as President—not Al Gore, who had to hire a consultant to show him how to be an Alpha male, and french-kiss his wife on live TV to “prove” to the world that he was a man, when we all knew that real men don’t have to do that shit.
And I want the Real Man President to surround himself with other Real Men, like Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft, and yes, Rice (who is more of a Real Man than those asswipes Colin Powell and Norman Mineta).
I want our government to be more like Dad—kind, helpful, but not afraid to punish us when we fuck up, instead of helping us excuse our actions.
I want our government of real men to start rolling back the Nanny State, in all its horrible manifestations of over-protectiveness, intrusiveness and “Mommy Knows Best What’s Good For You” regulations.
I want our culture to become more male—and not the satirical kind of male, like The Man Show, or the cartoonish figures of Stallone, Van Damme or Schwartzenegger. (Note to the Hollywood execs: We absolutely fucking loathe chick movies about feelings and relationships and all that feminine jive. We want more John Waynes, Robert Mitchums, Bruce Willises, and Clint Eastwoods. Never mind that it’s simplistic— we like simple, we are simple, we are men—our lives are uncomplicated, and we like it that way. We Were Soldiers was a great movie, and you know why? Because you could have cut out all the female parts, and it still would have been a great movie, because it was about Real Men. Try cutting out all the female parts in a Woody Allen movie—you’d end up with the opening and closing credits.)
I want our literature to become more male, less female. Men shouldn’t buy “self-help” books unless the subject matter is car maintenance, golf swing improvement or how to disassemble a fucking Browning BAR. We don’t improve ourselves, we improve our stuff.
And finally, I want men everywhere to going back to being Real Men. To open doors for women, to drive fast cars, to smoke cigars after a meal, to get drunk occasionally and, in the words of Col. Jeff Cooper, one of the last of the Real Men: “to ride, shoot straight, and speak the truth.”
In every sense of the word. We know what the word “is” means.
Because that’s all that being a Real Man involves. You don’t have to become a fucking cartoon male, either: I’m not going back to stoning women for adultery like those Muslim assholes do, nor am I suggesting we support that perversion of being a Real Man, gangsta rap artists (those fucking pussies—they wouldn’t last thirty seconds against a couple of genuine tough guys that I know).
Speaking of rap music, do you want to know why more White boys buy that crap than Black boys do? You know why rape is such a problem on college campuses? Why binge drinking is a problem among college freshmen?
It’s a reaction: a reaction against being pussified. And I understand it, completely. Young males are aggressive, they do fight amongst themselves, they are destructive, and all this does happen for a purpose.
Because only the strong men propagate.
And women know it. You want to knowwhy I know this to be true? Because powerful men still attract women. Women, even liberal women, swooned over George Bush in a naval aviator’s uniform. Donald Trump still gets access to some of the most beautiful pussy available, despite looking like a medieval gargoyle. Donald Rumsfeld, if he wanted to, could fuck 90% of all women over 50 if he wanted to, and a goodly portion of younger ones too.
And he won’t. Because Rummy’s been married to the same woman for fifty years, and he wouldn’t toss that away for a quickie. He’s a Real Man. No wonder the Euros hate and fear him.
We’d better get more like him, we’d better become more like him, because if we don’t, men will become a footnote to history.
©Kim du Toit; November 5, 2003.

Some People Just Need Killing™.
The simple reason that *the death penalty* is no longer a deterrent to capital crimes, is that it's hardly-ever used anymore, due to bullshit appeals, delays and other crap which the ambulance-chasing, piece-if-shit lawyers employ to delay what the murderer should have coming. I agree that God will be the final judge and punisher of subhuman filth, but it should be up to society to "arrange that meeting, quickly". The victim is still dead, and the family is still grieving, keeping the subhuman garbage alive isn't any kind of a sane, rational answer to what torture, horror and pain the victim went through in their final moments, IMO. Kill them, and "arrange the meeting"!
Both subhuman muslim-islamist-Niggas®, Kevin James, 31, who formed the extremist group while in a California prison, and Levar Washington, 28, who was recruited by James, need killing for terrorism, IMO. Both lowlife, difrtbags Niggas®, members of a radical islamic group accused of plotting to attack US Military, Israeli and Jewish facilities in California, as well as all of their subhuman muslim-islamic-arab-Niggas®, need to be ID'd, rounded-up, and suumarily-tried and killed, IMO. KILL THEM!
Two women were severely burned and a man who came to their aid was shot in the nose during a robbery at a Lake Wales insurance office Thursday afternoon. Leon Davis Jr, 30, needs summary-(no trial)-killing for throwing gasoline on the women and set a fire inside the Nationwide Insurance office, injuring Juanita Luciano, 23, who was six months pregnant, and Yvonne Bustamante, 26. Read the article, dammit. Many innocent lives were ruined/changed forever. I have no sympathy for Davis; he needs immediate killing, IMO. Remove the subhuman filth Davis, from The Human Gene Pool, IMO dammit!
Treasonous, seditious, disgraced, lowlife dirtbag, enemy, US Rep Tammy "I Hate America" Baldwin, (TRAITOR-WI) needs summary trial/execution/hanging for treason-sedition-sabotage, IMO. Duly-charge-try-hang that subhuman, treasonous, seditious, saboteur bitch, IMO!
The stinking, filthy, festering, fetid, liberal-demokkkRAT hellhole that is New Jersey, where I lived (and worked in MidTown Manhattan) for ~17yrs, before moving to Pennsylvania in 1989, abolished the death penalty, when the mentally-ill, drug-addicted, alcoholic, liberal-demokkkRAT scumbag governor, disgraced, deviant and degenerate Johnnie "I Can't Balance A Budget" Corzine (ASSHOLE-NJ), signed the measure into law, this past Monday. New Jersey has not executed a prisoner since 1963. They're abject cowatrds, IMNO! Dammit! The commie/socialist/liberal-demokkkRATs in the NJ Assembly and Senate, went along with it, and it replaces the much-needed, but too-little used, death penalty with "life in prison without parole". This means that each murderer, rapist etc will cost the NJ Taxpayer $50-60,000/per year, per prisoner. Isn't that nice? A .45cal bullet in the subhuman's head would only cost >60¢, one-time, and I'd volunteer my own time and Kimber "Eclipse Target II" 1911 .45cal ACP, and 230gr FMJ ammo, for free to kill any and all of them. Ditto here in Pennsylvania: I'd execute them for free!
Here's one subhuman who I'd personally like to put a bullet through his murderous, evil head, and send him to meet God, to receive his final judgement and punishment. Jesse Timmendequas is one subhuman, lowlife dirtbag piece-of-shit, who truly needs killing! IMO.
No, Zoloft® isn't to blame for a murderer's actions; the murderer is to blame, 100%. Christopher Pittman needs summary killing, IMO, not 30 years in prison. That's total and complete bullshit.
The lowlife, commie-socialist-marxist dirtbags at the shithole UN, called for the abolition of the death penalty, and the turd-world hellhole, New Jersery (USA) did on Monday. That is insanity, plain and simple. Yes, God is the Final Arbiter of Judgement and Punishment, but I firmly/truly believe that the death penalty is our way of "hastening the meeting between God and the murderer". USE IT!
No, the treasonous/seditious/saboteur filth, John Walker Lindh, doesn't need or deserve a commutation of his 20-yr sentence; he needs summary-killing, IMO! Headshoot the subhuman filth! Hasten "the judgement/punishment meeting with God", dammit.
Jeeez, another worthless, murderous spic who needs killing, IMO, for murdering an American "secret porn star" (good riddance to the subhuman, filthy bitch, IMO!), but a US Citizen, nonetheless. Israel Mireles, 24, needs a headshot with a .45cal, and the problem is solved. Next subhuman filth? Bring 'em on! I've got 40,000+ rounds and plenty of time to "clean-up the trash, and take out the garbage".

American Icons.
This is an excellent series from the rabidly-leftist, Public Radio International's Studio 360. Host Kurt Andersen conducts wide-ranging — and often surprising—surveys — into the books, movies, art, and architecture that have come to represent American culture and character. In the episode on "Moby-Dick," listen to Laurie Anderson compare Melville's literary masterwork to "Star Trek." In a segment on "The Great Gatsby," hear the only known recording of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Salman Rushdie cites "The Wizard of Oz" as his first literary influence, and Bobby McFerrin performs snippets from his eight-minute medley condensing the entire movie. Other shows take on Superman, Barbie, "Gone With the Wind," Emily Dickinson, Andy Warhol's homage to the Campbell's soup can, and "Kind of Blue" by the truly iconic Miles Davis. So listen up. You might even be inspired to dive in to that book about Captain Ahab and the whale.

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