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away from it all

Friday, February17, 2006

wouldn't have a problem living in a serene and bucolic place like this. Away from all the crass, unbalanced and criminal politicians and their hideously-corrupt brand of politics. I'd probably opt for no TV, no radio, no cell phone, no InterNet. No connections to the outside world. No media BS. I've had a belly-full of their unlimited and corrupt crap, over the past 10 years and am truly sick of it all. Morning, noon and night. Crap. Garbage. Trash. Junk. Shit. In seemingly unending streams, assaulting my waking consciousness, from a zillion different directions. Incessant. Irritating. Idiotic. Unimportant. I could spend the rest of my life in seclusion and isolation from the political scum, who have their daily thumbs upon us. I'm thinking that I'd prefer this contemporary architecture to an old stone home, but the solitude is what really counts. If I could get that, I'd live in a tent. An occassional vacation from this alternative reality, is what I need. My eyes are squirting blood, and my head wants to explode from it all. Where's the fricking ductape?

Around The Garden Center™.
By last Friday, the "Winter Storm Warning" notices were all over the place, and I monitored the massive storm's progress as it gathered itself in the Gulf, and made its way up the Eastern Seaboard and into the Mid-Atlantic Region. By 4am Saturday, it became a "Heavy Snow Warning". I went into work on Saturday morning around 10am, and it began snowing around 1pm. By 3pm, it was sticking, and coming down in torrents. I secured the buildings, set the alarms, closed-up and left.
After running a few errands, I got home by 4pm, and the snow was really coming down hard. By 10pm, it hadn't let up one bit. By 4:30am, when I got up to feed the condo cats, it was still really, really coming down hard. I visually measured 18-20" on the ground, then. I kept checking the weather maps, and it just sat on us for hours. At 7am, I made Eggs Benedict, and went back to sleep until early afternoon. Without Pickle to care for, there was no need for me to go down to the GC&N Complex, and plow and dig, until Monday. Thankfully, York County was ready for it.
This Blizzard of '06 compares favorably with the Blizzard of '93 (18") , the Blizzard of '96 (38"), the Ice Storm of '98 (2+") and the Blizzard of '03 (31"). Brrrrrrr. I remember them all too well. Especially, The Blizzard of '03, when 3 of my 7 massive greenhouses collapsed.
On Sunday, I stayed inside, and let the township, county and state road crews do their job: clearing the roads. My '02 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo AWD would easily handle the snow, but there are always morons in 2WD vehicles sliding, spinning and getting stuck, which ruins it for us with AWD. I emailed both Lee and James, who do plowing locally, and gave them both the okay to get into my business and get the driveways and parking lots opened-up. I met Lee at the GC&N Complex around 4pm, and we used his Jeep's plow to open the driveway and main parking lot, and the road back to the truck buildings, where my John Deere 675B SkidSteer is parked, amongst the many other pieces of equipment and vehicles. I used it to plow, but got it stuck and I abandoned it. Crap. Time was, I used it to plow the entire Complex, by myself. But with virtually no tread on the tires, it's almost worthless until I get them replaced in the Spring.
On Monday, I picked-up Brad, one of my employees, and headed back down to the GC&N Complex. James had already been in there plowing, and finished what Lee and I didn't finish, on Sunday. Steps, sidewalks, greenhouses' entrances all needed hand-shoveling, and we spent most of the day doing the clean-up detail work.
Gas prices have dropped 20¢ this week, at the pump. Unleaded Regular is now at $2.25/gal, Unleaded Plus at $2.35/gal, and Unleaded Premium at $2.55/gal. Diesel fuel dropped to $2.79/ gal. Kerosene (K2 heating oil) has also dropped to $2.79/ gal. No complaints, so far.
In a weak moment, recently, I stopped by McDonald's Drive-Thru and got 2 Big Mac™s and a small fry, no drink. I paid at the first window, then drove to the second window to pick-up the order, just glancing at my receipt. $7.91 plus a 23¢ takeout tax. I don't ever remember seeing that line item before. I asked the lady who handed me the bag, what that tax was, and she replied that it was a PA State Tax, imposed this Jan 1st, by the scum (politicians) in Harrisburg. Actually, I'm thinking this was the NST (National Sales Tax) being implemented, but it's sure not the proscribed 23%. I'll stop by Burger King — I like their flame-broiled fare better — soon and see if the same line item appears on their receipt.
In case you missed the Stupor Bowl XL and "the ads", here are all the videos. There are a few good ones, BTW. The game sucked, but some of the ads were well-worth remembering.
No, I don't do anything at all for the largest marketing scam in the world: Valentine's Day. Oh, I might eat a Reese's Peanutbutter Cup, or somesuch, but otherwise, zip.
Want to have some "fun" with friends and customers? Try making some "special signage" for them. I've made over 100 and have laughed at the messages I've come up with. LOL!

Things Which Make Your Head Explode™.
US lawmakers formally asked the Bush administration Thursday to reconsider its approval of a sale giving a company in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) control over significant operations at six major American ports. The Bush administration defended its approval of the sale. A spokesman for the White House National Security Council, Frederick Jones, said Thursday that security implications of the deal were "rigorously reviewed." HUH? Gimme the duct tape!
??? F*ck the 2006 Turin Olympic crap. I'd rather be forced to watch re-runs of 'Gilligan's Island', than watch that trash. Eyes: squirt lotsa blood! F*ck the Olympics and the horses they rode in on.
Black History Month's contribution, could fit on a 3x5 card. Yawn. What lowlife, garbage, racist crap.
10 Baptist Churches in Alabama, burned? What's going on here? My eyes are squirting blood. Gimme the duct tape, dammit.
Ooooooooops, I hate it when that happens, Mr Vice President.
A company in the corrupt muslim-islamic-arab United Arab Emirates, is "poised to take over significant operations at six American ports as part of a corporate sale, leaving a country with ties to the Sept 11th hijackers, with influence over a maritime industry considered vulnerable to terrorism. The Bush administration considers the UAE an important ally in the fight against terrorism since the suicide hijackings and is not objecting to Dubai Ports World's purchase of London-based Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Co. The $6.8 billion sale is expected to be approved Monday. The British company is the fourth largest ports company in the world and its sale would affect commercial U.S. port operations in New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, New Orleans, Miami and Philadelphia." My eyes and ears are squirting blood. What's the matter with Bush, dammit?
Yes, for all his eloquence and support of America, Tony Blair's a socialist asshole.
Paris Hilton to portray Mother Theresa in a film? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha! She's not fit to play a human being. Get AIDS and die, whorebagslutfilth.
"Here is proof positive that we are in the midst of morons." Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
The ACLU is still trying to destroy the Boy Scouts of America, for not promoting the deviant, perverted, abnormal, homo-sodomite agenda.
The wheels are coming off the Bush-Cheney machine? Gimme the duct tape! My eyes are squirting blood and my brains are running out of my ears.
"The Blade Wars"? Nah, I use a mid-90s, electric Norelco Triple Header™ 1125, and a simple one-blade, Bic™ Disposable, for sideburns and moustache work. I don't need 5 fricking blades.
I've lost count: the "Cheney Shoots Attorney" story, now 5 or 6 days on the front page and website of every left-wing, salivating, wacko, liberal journalist urinalist, hate-Bush organization, in America. Hmmm, lesse, what else is going on around the world? Plenty. And what don't the urinalists want America to read about? Iraq had WMDs? Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! The OTM (Old Tired Media) is so deeply invested in the "Bush Lied!" and "No WMDs!" lies — as are all liberals, demokkkRATs, CIA and some very powerful socialists and commies — that they can't afford to let America find out the facts. They'll continue to bury it. The Light of Truth would destroy them, if it were to come out.

Rudy doesn't have a snowball's chance in 2008.
So freaking what? Dick Cheney accidentally shot a hunting partner? I'd still rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with bloated, alcoholic, liar, hate-America dirtbag, Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy, who criminally left Mary Jo Kopechne to die in his submerged car, at Chappaquiddick in 1969. The left-wing liberal media were complicit in helping to cover that one up, while they're frothing-at-the-mouths for Cheney's blood. He's clean; get a real job, assholes.
Disgraced, ACLU-sell-out, lowlife dirtbag leftist former congressman Bob Barr (SCUMBAG-GA) is a waste opf oxygen. Hopefully, he'll have an annuerism and die. He's shit.
Screw 30% funding cuts to the commie, socialist, fascist, Jew-hating, America-hating, US Military-hating, nazi PBS filth; cut them 100%! Let the stinking leftist filth fund their own garbage.
US Sen up-Chuck Hagel (TRAITOR-NE) is a lowlife, liberal, hate-America, left-wing, traitorous, cowardly piece-of-shit. He needs a good heart attack.
Ari Fleischer, a wimp who was Bush's first press secretary - from 2001 to 2003 - told E&P that Cheney's accidental shooting of Texas attorney Harry Whittington on Saturday during a hunting trip should not have taken nearly a day to be reported. STFU, sodomite-homo boy. Go polish your head, scumbag.
"Liberal opinion scriveners like to say their conservative counterparts can't see the reality for the ideology. But it is a far, far better thing to be a principled Conservative who knows the facts, and knows they are on his side, than it is to be a pimp for the prevarication that is liberalism". Excellent article, Mr McNickle.
"I take back every mean, outrageous thing I’ve ever said about liberals. Watching the destructive nature of fanatical Muslims — over a cartoon no less — has made me a lot more appreciative of the nuts in our own country. That’s not to say that I necessarily like liberals, believe they are good for the country, or will be inviting Ted Kennedy over for cocktails and an afternoon drive in his Town Car anytime soon. I just don’t think they are certifiably insane anymore. (Author’s Note: Except for Dennis Kucinich.)" Excellent article, Mr Hawkins.

Liberal-demokkkRAT Filth and Garbage™.
Hey, skanky Vargas pig: get an abortion. The world doesn't need anymore filth to come from your perverted, deviant loins, liberal-demokkkRAT slutrag trash.
Mentally-ill Howard "The Coward" Dean (SCUMBAG-VT) calls for VP Dick Cheney to resign? Yawn. Why don't you go hunting with Cheney, Howie boy?
Awwwwwwww, the girlie-boys in the OTM (Old Time Media) are going apoplectic about the VP's accidental shooting of a hunting companion, last weekend. Grow-up, you ignorant, lib-dem assholes.
Speaking of lib-dem assholes, the mentally-ill, alcoholic homo-sodomite dirtbag, Lawrence O'Donnell, claims the VP was drunk. What rocks do these subhuman, rump-raiding filth, live under?
The Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) and the Trilateral Commission are among The Enemy Within™, along with the ACLU, NAACP, DNC et al. Read about them, here.
Treasonous, loser, liar, mentally-ill, fat, bloated, hate-America dirtbag, Al Gore, the Vice President under President Bill Clinton and the losing 2000 demokkkRAT party presidential candidate, last Sunday was in Saudi Arabia, bad-mouthing the United States. Get cancer and die, AlGoreBore.
Senate Minority Leader, liar, socialist, commie, criminal, turd-polisher "Dingy" Harry Reid (ASSHOLE-NV), who has helped lead the effort to paint Rep. Tom DeLay and the Republican Party as corrupt, faced increased criticism Friday about his extensive contacts with the lobbyist who set off the unfolding congressional ethics scandal. Reid, a Nevada liberal-demokkkRAT, who last month compared DeLay to a gangster for his connections with high-profile lobbyist Jack Abramoff, received $68,000 for his campaigns and political committees from Abramoff clients and associates.
One more thing which gives the treasonous lib-dem filth, noticeable "skidmarks in their undies". They are really unhinged.
Stupid, fricking sodomite-homo faggot justr doesn't "get it". San Francisco Mayor Gavin "Any Twosome" Newsom today proposed adding a $16.5 million supplement to the city's current budget in order to combat the rising homicide rate. Idiot.
Where's James Earl Ray when the country really needs him? Dean's mentally-ill, and needs to be put out of our misery.
Another liberal-demokkkRAT, hate-America, hate-Bush, lying bitch, fired and disgraced CBS "60 Minutes" producer Mary Mapes is still blaming the internet for ending her media career prematurely - or more precisely; the "vicious" bloggers who discovered that documents she unearthed in a bid to trash President Bush's National Guard service were forgeries. STFU, whorebag.

Lowlife, Subhuman Filth™
Another dumbass, moronic, stupid nigga scumbag, former Ohio State star tailback, Maurice Clarett, has been indicted on charges of robbing two people behind a bar and carrying a concealed weapon.
Dallas school trustee, Joe May, 61, who last week made a controversial proposal that the district look into hiring illegal immigrants, has died. Good riddance, asshole.
If this is correct, then I agree with MI6 in killing both Pricess Diana and Dodi al Fayed, so no muslim child would be born of the union by the skank whore and the moron dirtbag.
Hey, unfunny, lowlife dirtbag, Al "Buttboy" Franken (SODOMITE-MN): get cancer and die, s-l-o-w-l-y. Sodomite-homo, pole-puffer, rump-raider, fudge-packer, pedophile, deviant, degenerate subhuman filth, Franken, should also have a heart attack or brain (if we could find one for him) anneurism, and die. Scumsucking garbage.

islam Is A Criminal, Terrorist Organization™
Go on, 7th century, subhuman muslim-islamic-arab garbage filth: kill Jill Carroll. Behead the infidel whore, after you've gang-raped her, muslim pigshit filth! And quit raping and sodomizing little boys, you filthy pedophile scumbags.
Here's a great article which puts the "cartoon jihad" into proper perspective.
It's not about cartoons, caricatures or Sunday Funnies, of the pedophile, murderer dirtbag Mo-Ham-Head (pigshit be upon him). It's all about the subhuman, manipulative muslim-islamic-arab dirtbag, mentally-ill, elite-mullah trash, trying to foment a clash of the civilizations, which is now happening on a mini-global basis, daily. They all need detection and killing, IMO. Get on it, CIA. islam is the problem, and must be wiped off the earth, ASAP. The 'religion card' is being played by the camel rectum-humping, pigshit-gulping, pole-puffing, rump-raiding, fudge-packing, deviant, pervert, sodomite-homo muslim filthies.
Now I guess it's time for the US muslim-islamic-arab garbage to start whining about the Mo-ham-head cariacatures. CAiR-Ohio said, "Chip Bok’s February 5 cartoon of Prophet Muhammad in the Akron Beacon Journal is hurtful and irresponsible. It shows a degree of insensitivity beyond measure and a lack of cultural and religious understanding not befitting of a reputable paper such as the Beacon Journal." Want some cheese with that whine, murderous raghead filth?
"Burkaback Mountain", comes to Mo-ham-head? Pork BBQ?
Awwwwwwwwwww, isn't this crap, special? 200 Philly muslim trash protesting the cartoons. They're not cartoons, you idiots; they are simple caricatures, dumbass morons. Learn the difference, 7th century trash.
"•Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage. •Muslim officials block the exit where school girls are trying to escape a burning building because their faces were exposed. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims cut off the heads of three teenaged girls on their way to school in Indonesia. A Christian school. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims murder teachers trying to teach Muslim children in Iraq. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims murder over 80 tourists with car bombs outside cafes and hotels in Egypt. No Muslim outrage. •A Muslim attacks a missionary children's school in India. Kills six. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims slaughter hundreds of children and teachers in Beslan, Russia. Muslims shoot children in the back. No Muslim outrage. •Let's go way back. Muslims kidnap and kill athletes at the Munich Summer Olympics. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims fire rocket-propelled grenades into schools full of children in Israel. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims murder more than 50 commuters in attacks on London subways and busses. Over 700 are injured. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims massacre dozens of innocents at a Passover Seder. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims murder innocent vacationers in Bali. No Muslim outrage. •Muslim newspapers publish anti-Semitic cartoons. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims are involved, on one side or the other, in almost every one of the 125+ shooting wars around the world. No Muslim outrage. •Muslims beat the charred bodies of Western civilians with their shoes, then hang them from a bridge. No Muslim outrage. •Newspapers in Denmark and Norway publish cartoons depicting Mohammed. Muslims are outraged."
"Dead children. Dead tourists. Dead teachers. Dead doctors and nurses. Death, destruction and mayhem around the world at the hands of Muslims... no Muslim outrage... but publish a cartoon depicting Mohammed with a bomb in his turban and all hell breaks loose. Come on, is this really about cartoons? They're rampaging and burning flags. They're looking for Europeans to kidnap. They're threatening innkeepers and generally raising holy Muslim hell not because of any outrage over a cartoon. They're outraged because it is part of the Islamic jihadist culture to be outraged. You don't really need a reason. You just need an excuse. Wandering around, destroying property, murdering children, firing guns into the air and feigning outrage over the slightest perceived insult is to a jihadist what tailgating is to a Steeler's fan." (Nealz Nuze)
Firstly, muslims, islamics and arabs are not a race; therefore, all their bullshit charges of "racism" are total garbage. Charge dismissed as ignorant crap. muslims, islamics and arab terrorists are subhuman filth, totally-owned by a religion cult of mindless anger, an opportunistic political-social infection, and hate-filled dogma, and by pigshit-gulping, islamo-fascist "leaders", who control every moment of their empty-headed, hate-filled adherents', pathetic lives. islam is the complete imprisonment of body, mind and soul, and the total control of everything — every breath, every word, every act. islam is not a religion. It is a political cult of fascism, murder, terrorism and destruction. Have you seen the head-cutting videos? Or the impaling video? Or the latest American to be murdered? Go ahead and have a look; I'll wait.
By its own definition, islam is incompatible with any real religions or civilizations. islam is an opportunistic infection in the world's body. islam is made-up, moonbat garbage, by a dirtbag, drug-addicted, subhuman, murderer, pigshit-gulping, mentally-ill, delusional, pedophile. Hence, islam must be destroyed. And its mindless, subhuman, garbage adherents, do want to "wipe-out" Infidels and Non-Believers. Their words, not mine. When are you going to realize and comprehend that reality, America? "Multiculturalism" and "diversity" are the worst kind of trash: engineered socialism-communism-liberalism-nazism.
No, I don't advocate or recommend the harming or killing of "innocent, moderate muslims"; but then, I've never met any such people. All muslims hate us Infidels (you and me) and truly wish us (you and me) dead. Remember: islamics want to kill us (you and me); muslims merely wish us (you and me) dead. I do heartily-advocate and recommend the outright targeting and killing of all muslim terrorists.
Awwwwwwwwwww, boom fricking hoo. Lowlife, subhuman muslim-islamic-arab convicts are "unhappy with their prison meals"? Eat pigshit and die, subhuman filth.

Some People Just Need Killing™
I just wish I could personally kill this subhuman piece-of-shit. A weeping Joseph Smith apologized Tuesday for the abduction, rape and murder of 11-year-old Carlie Brucia two years ago, telling a judge he had taken large amounts of cocaine and heroin that day in hopes of killing himself. Carlie's February 2004 abduction drew worldwide attention because it was caught on a car wash surveillance tape. Smith, 39, was convicted in November. Boo fricking hoo, Joey. You're going to die for it, scumbag.
Another child-murdering, lowlife, subhuman piece-of-shit? A man was found guilty of first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse Monday, for stomping his 5-year-old son to death. Christopher Bennett, 31, was found guilty after less than two hours of jury deliberation. Bennett had pleaded not guilty in the death of his son Zachary, who died of a ruptured liver, a bleeding brain and broken ribs in April 2003. Bennett stomped him to death in their Key West home, authorities have said. I'd be very pleased to kill this filth, personally, as well.
Kill this piece-of-shit. Federal agents contend that a Pennsylvania man tried to work with al Qaeda in a plot to blow up the Alaska pipeline, another pipeline in Pennsylvania and a refinery in New Jersey, according to a published report. Michael Curtis Reynolds, 47, has not officially been charged with terrorism, but a prosecutor at a hearing said that Reynolds tried to "provide material aid to al Qaeda" and that the case "involves a federal offense of terrorism," The Philadelphia Inquirer reported in its Sunday editions.
Subhuman sambo piece-of-shit, Jeffrey Leon Battle, needs killing, for this.
Christopher Dankovich, 16, needs killing for stabbing his mother to death, 111 times. Kill the punk. No, better yet: let him get gang-raped daily and killed in prison. He's subhuman filth.
No, don't deport illegal alien criminals: kill them. End of problem.
Fat, bloated, sweaty, smelly sambette, lesbo-bull-dyke subhuman, Tanda Rucker, the 32-year-old daughter of former Berkeley City Manager Weldon Rucker, needs killing for this.
Why is anyone in Iraq putting up with the murderous subhuman filth, Sodomy Insane's bullshit? Drag his ass outside and kill him! I'd kill him in a heartbeat.

The World Carrot Museum.
Every health nut has a favorite all-natural snack, but few go so far as to create an homage to their veggie of choice. Obviously the folks behind the World Carrot Museum are big believers in the orange sticks. Visitors to its hallowed halls will quickly munch down everything from the history of the carrot, to its nutritional value, to the manner in which it's cultivated. If that doesn't inspire you to drop your donut, perhaps Mr. Carrot Head can change your eating habits. There are even instructions on how to use sign language to ask for carrots and photos of people who've given carrots the ultimate tribute — a tattoo. And best of all, nothing whatsoever about Carrot Top.

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